You know none of these people have actually missed a paycheck yet, right?

Because it’s boring and vastly overrated?

I know this the root and we supposed to cape up for black folks at all times, but she need to sit in there. She shot a dude in the back of the head while he was and took his wallet. I don’t give a fuck if she was sex trafficked or not.

I was told by a homeless guy that it will have 1000 horsepower if that helps.

Hi ‘Owner of Northwest Arkansas Mercedes Dealership’ !! Welcome to Jalopnik!

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

My first thought was “what a team player.” We are judging a referee for doing something “racist” when this article made no mention of the rules and just assuming because he had one racist incident years ago that this also must be racist.

Yeah it sucks that 3 days before the election they instituted the electoral college.  If only Hillary had time to plan for that, maybe she would have won some of those states that Obama easily won twice.

Because you’re wildly unstable.

I don’t know who’s more annoying; this article for freaking the fuck out over what seems like an unsettling but ultimately treatable condition, or the commenters talking about Ginsberg like she’s the Chuck Norris meme.

You are wasting company time.

7 of them. From the looks of the receipt he was having double vodkas with just enough Coke splashed in ‘em to give ‘em color. Which, okay, I can get behind that.

We’re so dead.

Totally disagree. MIB 2 sucked, but 3 was a lot of fun. But maybe it’s just because I feel that the inclusion of Jemaine Clement makes something instantly watchable.

I simultaneously love and hate that brush guard. There’s just something uncanny valley about it.

Yeah, the system dropped the ball; this woman was clearly not in her right mind (wouldn’t be surprised if the trespassing was due to dementia). They should have made more effort to find her family.

She was subjected for days to insufficient nourishment, sleep, hydration, and unbelievable neglect. She was interred for less than a day and taken by helicopter for the finest care. The blame for her PREVENTABLE death lies squarely with the adults who for DAYS PREVIOUSLY despicably subjected her to what would be…

You idiots always want to blame Trump and his administration w/o blaming the parents who are really at fault for this death. Medical professionals said she went DAYS w/o water. DAYS. Her parents did this to her, not law enforcement. They should be held criminally liable for this child’s death.

Here is an idea: don’t drag your fucking kids through the god damned desert in some half baked attempt to illegally enter someplace you have to business being. This dude played a stupid game and his stupid prize is a child size coffin. 

But with Forza-like physics please.