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Republicans wanna help teh ladiez...

I am so, so, so angry so I'm going to apologize in advance for the tone of this post:

Can I borrow five dollars?

As someone in the IMGUR comments said,

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new

There's a point to Kinja? Because it's failing miserably. Comments around here were 200x better a couple years ago. Old articles popping up make it all too obvious.

What bothers me about this is that we don't record IP addresses so as to protect these burner accounts for people who might want to tip us anonymously about a story. So the company is seemingly placing a priority on making these hypothetical tipsters feel safe over the safety of the actual real live women who write

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

You know it's bad when the wingman can't even keep it together.

fuck yeah, more girls need to just punch dudes straight out. like dude what the hell did I just say.

Butt Spelunking is my new band name.

He knows better now. Let's not berate an ally ok?

My girlfriend often asks me "Aren't you glad you're not a woman?" I always reply with "Yes, very much so. " The biological BS you all get to suffer is one thing, but the whole having to wear makeup to not have comments made about you from coworkers (on the occasions she doesn't wear makeup everyone asks her if she's

Basically. He even had a ron swanson-esque mustache at the time. Yikes. My affinity for Ron Swanson has now been swathed in a new, creepy light. Thanks.

I know they are really cute when they are little, but this is why you need to release them back into the wild before they reach maturity and become aggressive.

i used to stan for gaga so hard, but ever since born this way i just have no desire to ever hear her name again. and now with this terrible shit? go back to paper gangsta, you peaked then.

I almost feel a little embarrassed for Robin Thicke. Naming his album after her, the obvious song titles... it's like the celebrity version of a text/voicemail/Facebook barrage begging to be taken back. Is he going to look back in a few years and feel shame? Or is he not self-aware enough?

Orphan is the New Black, starring Uzo Aduba playing every character in a show about a prison full of clones.