This one was my favourite

Hester-Prynnin-Ain't-Easy

Is it just me or is therespizza's story really Jewish. I probably wouldn't be saying it if they weren't Jewish, but still. "Underwhelming, but perfect"

"the clit wants what it wants, what can I say"

Um, excuse me, Dandelion, who the fuck is your favorite? OH I SEE HOW IT IS.

So, apparently, in some misty, Camelot-like reality long forgotten, poor women and women of color regularly had a "man around who would pay the bills and take care of them and make a life for them in which they could work less"?

That bugged the SHIT out of me. The movie seemed to be saying that real men/boys just incorporate sexual abuse as part of their school spirit if the teacher seems kindly/jolly/gifted enough. And all the other teachers were aware of his predilections as well, but they totally accepted it as some kind of eccentricity…

"The landlord is COMPLETELY overreacting in addition to a complete fool for renting this house to kids in their twenties and not expecting minor damages to be done or people to be undoubtedly 'intoxicated,'" the young profesh wrote. "GET A GRIP LADY!"

Team Landlord.

And one of them forwarded the letter to Jez. What about Jezebel made the forwarder think that trashing property would be celebrated here?

One of these days when somebody says "I was spanked and I turned out fine" I'm going to reply with "I don't know, you seem to think abusing children is okay."

He really is turning into the Pat Robertson of atheists.

"Get in a time machine and go back 12 years. Then go fuck yourself."

It's gonna be so awkward two years from now when they're both contestants on "Dancing with the Stars."

DTMFA, Huma.

Huma, we need to talk. It's time for a divorce.

Oh, I know exactly how to deal with that. I have a friend who tried to convince me that it was sooo sexy and that I should read it. I told her that I didn't care for the book and would definitely not be reading it. She then proceeded to talk to me like I was some blushing Victorian bride, telling me how the book…

Wait. your mother and sister are trying to get you to read erotica they really liked?

My mother (who gave me no Talk of any kind) inhaled the whole trilogy and then decided it was the time for us to have a grown-up chat about sex. I was 24 at this point. She went on about BDSM and how it was the result of Christian's twisted mind. And I was caught between wanting to argue that the book wasn't an…

Mother? No. Mother-in-law? Yes and I wanted to die the whole time.