Don't mean to sound creepy but you and your man are one attractive couple. Hot damn. Okay, back to the breast milk videos.

Thank God I don't have the experience to attest to that - I'm sorry to hear that you do. Good to know about the NHPD though.

It's because Yale actually pre-existed the founding of New Haven. Yale was founded in 1701, while New Haven was not officially incorporated until 1784. Yale also does not pay any property taxes to the city of New Haven, despite owning about 2/3rds of the downtown property. This is pretty much single-handedly…

I'm not very powerful, but I'm an alum and I'm stirring some shit about this. FWIW.

As a citizen of New Haven and a Yale alum, I can tell you that she should definitely report the rape to the police, but that the police here are chickenshit when it comes to Yale because the university has the mayor and the entire town by the balls, economically. So that's why nothing would happen.

How are these asswipes not liable for criminal charges brought by, you know, the actual police? Seriously, why are college students exempt?

Wait a second. I loved Incubus when I was 18. Seriously, how are they offensive? What did I miss?

Maybe because once in awhile you'll try to "help" and instead end up killing someone in "self-defense" and cause the racial event of the decade. Or just laziness.

In a lot of cities you can listen to the police scanner online. So I'm guessing he did that, heard someone report the overturned car, and raced to the scene for some instant image-makeover. Cue embarrassment for everyone else involved.

Sounds like you get along great these days, lol.

Real talk tho: I always thought Jane and Trent were half-Asian. Their mom was blonde, but we never met their dad, so. I may have overthought this.

It's perfect though, because it's in line with the vision Daria had of him being old and fatter and still in Mystic Spiral (but they might change their name).

My sister and I are the real-life Daria and Quinn (I'm the former). We didn't get along until we were adults.

Well I'M from Baltimore. You wanna step outside??

To conjure a specter of unfeminine humorless flat-chested crones wielding machetes and coming for their dicks. I'm guessing.

Hey hey hey. Leave Natty Light out of this.

She's actually talking to Polly about the Kinsey scale, I think. Or her mother. Definitely happened in the visitors' room.

I love me some Natasha Lyonne. And she's basically playing the same character she always plays, which is perfect.

Yes yes yes! I was wondering when Jezebel would get around to posting about this show. I'm about halfway through the season and absolutely loving it.

I'm guessing Nevada is so low because of Vegas, where the average-sized wedding is the two drunk people in the chapel, the "minister", and Elvis.