............"Afton"??

JGL is way too young to have been engaged to someone for 14 years. Not buying it, sorry.

Word. The family's Hispanic. The only one who kept his name is Emilio Estevez.

Needz moar cunt punt.

I'm envisioning an epic intra-sorority switchblade rumble a la West Side Story.

I'm in my fourth month of my second pregnancy. The other night I had a dream that I gained so much weight I couldn't recognize myself in the mirror. I hate when my subconscious is so embarrassingly transparent....

For serious. I didn't even have boobs until my first pregnancy. I went from an AA to a C, and now in my second pregnancy I'm already a D in my fourth month. It doesn't feel very sexy when the rest of you is huge and bloating as well. Plus, bra shopping on top of everything else. Ah, the miracle of life...

I hear what you're saying, but since Mattel acquired the company they've also introduced a Native American doll, an Hispanic doll, a Korean doll (okay, even if she is only 1970s Julie's best friend), a Jewish doll dealing with culture and assimilation in 19th century New York, and a 1930s doll dealing with the…

This is why my Jewish father-in-law likes to say "Presbyterian-ed them down".

Oh man. If only. I did take this as inspiration to eat more cheesy bugles in my own pregnancy, though. So thanks for that.

How does twenty-two people count as a study? Twenty-two people doesn't even count as a kegger.

Also, fuck Kansas' ridic new abortion law, Wayne Lapierre, and the 8 mm kidney stone my father had removed in this miserable fucking week.

Just in: Losers beaten up, wedgied, swirlied, and slushied throughout greater Boston. This aggression will not stand.

Someone get Lisbeth Salander down there to start busting heads.

It's shit like that that makes me think she can be rehabilitated. Mark my words, once she gets her head out of her collegiate ass she'll be all over Jezebel.

........but I thought her name was Julia?

Parker Posey pic is spot on.

Spot ON with the Parker Posey pic.

This was a start. Now this proves we can't even get started on this issue. Just ugh.

OT but I'm not sure where else to say it - judging from your author headshots, all of you Jez writers are ridiculously photogenic.