It's all been a fucking travesty since the Corgi won. Stupid little mutants.

I call the Spice Girls winning the whole damn thing, with a strong run by The Cosby Show.

The Bronfman family is huge in the Jewish philanthropy world. They pretty much single-handedly fund Birthright Israel. So it's pretty hilarious that MIA was engaged to a Bronfman. I don't know her politics, but I'd be very surprised if she was pro-Israel.

The only thing you have to do to make it a "tablet for women" is have it come with a USB-adaptable vibrator. Done.

My vagina is straining just thinking about it. Owwwwww.

1. LOVE the dress.

Speaking of, HOW GREAT IS THIS? http://thedcgayz.tumblr.com/post/45200441935/meanwhile-inside-vatican-city

Note how they don't specify "men" or "women" in the clothing suggestions. I really, really hope some people go in drag. How great would that be?

That Pavel kid freaked me out.

Apparently they have Uggs in the future.

Sup Taylor?

My husband and I both bought cookies at work without communicating about it, so we ended up with six boxes of Thin Mints. Plan: buy an ice-cream maker, freeze 'em, and spend all summer making delicious delicious mint cookies n' cream sundaes.

Not that this is a *practical* tip or anything, but I've recently found that getting knocked up is a helluva confidence booster. I'm gaining weight, but I'm supposed to be, so fuck it (yes exercise and whole grains blah blah). Plus my boobs are getting porn-star huge. Plus I'm like, making a pancreas as we speak, so…

I wouldn't want to be the parent who finds out that her son was this nurse's first. I mean I guess somebody has to be, but still.

Ha, this reminds me of how in A Tree Grows in Brooklyn the kids' sexy Aunt Sissy always called her boyfriends John......wait a minute holy crap was Aunt Sissy a hooker?

For the first question, it's possible that that the friends don't know how they're coming across, or it could be a sensitivity issue on the part of the poster. My husband and I bicker about the normal, stupid things - whose turn it is to wash the dishes, etc. It's childish and dumb, but otherwise we have a great…