This story has no legs.

Since he pissed off Neapolitans I assume he now will be forced to sleep with QPRs James Perch.

I'm surprised the commissioner was allowed a break from bussing tables at TGIF to make a statement. It's Saturday night!

“The Frenchman’s still got it!” Also heard at the Munich brothel in response to a question about a certain patron’s Herpes.

Maybe the clippers will fire the trainer. After all look at all the success lance Armstrong had after getting rid of a Testi.

Fucking punk ass thug, stamp this shi....

Carrie underwood has filed her restraining order and we are ready for Sunday night football, Bengals steelers on NBC.

Clemson tiger? I dunno. He looks like a game cock.

I think there is a component here that is always forgotten about. Liken this to smoking. Someone starts smoking at 8. They start on lucky strike. At 13 or 14 they switch to camel and smoke more. At 18 they switch to Virginia slims (?) and smoke more. At 21 a small percentage switch to Marlboro. Others stop smoking. We…

3. Matt Leinart, QB, USC (6-4, 225) | previous rank: 2His arm strength has improved since last season, and he threw the ball even better in 2005. Leinart didn’t repeated as the Heisman Trophy winner, but he makes plays when he has to. He should remain near the very top of the draft board.

Plenty of seats. Stub hub?

The real story with this match (and all rugby matches to be fair) is the reffing. All sports could do with a primer on the authority of the official. Nigel Owens (I think) was fantastic today and put everyone in their place.

Do they really say citizenship? It goes to show who is writing laws in these places. I am not sure that you can be a 'citizen' of Tennessee. What rights does a citizen of a state have? It's a contradiction in terms. Besides, it sounds like they only mean resident anyway?

will this 'village' include subterranean dwellings up to 6 feet beneath the surface, with hardwood throughout and granite trim?

I don't know about 'viral'. Diseased, yes.

the other side of the pillow is 13.5 degrees less hot according to sources close to the pillow industry. #whataretheseemotions

I believe this is a clip of a campus tour at FSU:

One of the great untold stories of the season is how the New York Giants can fly under the radar. They are terrible, and more disappointing than the DC Team and the Jets, but get zero heat. If the Jets are the Ebola of the NFL, the Giants might be the Madagascan Bubonic Plague!

That was Hilton's 16th career TD, breaking a tie with the number of children of Adrian Peterson and Cromartie. Good for him.

Kevin, you guys need to go down the rabbit hole on Prem officials. Toughest, roughest job is an assistant (linesman). The vitriol, the coins, condoms all manner of stuff. The abuse is terrible. The money is great for a second job, but not enough to support one person on and the schedule is brutal. Many of these guys…