So, a not entirely facetious question: if the artist is on an art scholarship, do her paintings, or those of her peers, belong to the university to sell and profit from as an athletes 'talents' do? Can you sell paintings created in a scholarship setting for which you are being compensated by a free education?

When I google FCK TV I expect to see a big prick and a pussy, but not Rooney and Suarez!

And the Badger half time guy (whoever he is) is wearing his tie completely back to front!?!

"And we'll see you tomorrow night!"**

Is it not strange to write right handed but throw left handed, or is this needlessly photo shopped? What hand do you electrocute the dogs with?

First off, it's been a while since I saw Jeff Stelling. He has botoxed the shit out of that face. His is a forehead I would not want leaning in. Secondly, the only white line Paul Merson ever respected was the one he could snort!

So the 3pm UK games have always been blacked out on UK TV so as to not butcher the attendance at the other 40-50 professional games across the country at that time. You can get radio commentary on your team but if you want to follow The Prem' you can 'enjoy' this on Sky with a rogues gallery. They are reporting on…

"Have you ever had a child on a hill"

'Rapper, Cum Dry Snitch', sounds like a better act than 'Fabolous', but maybe that's just me.

You have to admire the 'Talent Acquisition Agent's' stick-to-itiveness though after the disappointment of hiring the seemingly can't go wrong, 'Fabulous Sports Babe' for Athens 2004!

And here is a Canadian Dick in a Ford. The Circle of (sub human) Life!

A Southerner still pissed at Sherman for invading their space? Color me shocked.

The NCAA is now investigating whether God advised him before he declared. Humanity may have to vacate the past 2000 years.

And Andy Roddick is no longer the only gay going to the hole in Brooklyn.

"The first Gay to play professional defense? We'd go along with that."

Aren't we burying the lede hear? What other sports organization would hire this band for a high profile spot? Who approved this? They are objectively terrible as a band, their 'niche' is at best divisive. This is a 'sport' trying to appeal to a broader audience and advertisers. Fire up Darren Revel!

Is Chris Kluwe a pain in the ass?

How fucked up were those Packer hot tubs parties with Favre, Sharper and Chewy? Add Najeh Davenport and you've got yourselves an event!

"Griffen beats up Bieber! Racists too confused to tweet!"

As a straight man I am proud to say how impressed I am with his massive balls.