Surely there is not much of a leap from the other story on the front page today regarding OK State to this? If you begin with the objectification and reward of women, with a nod and a wink from the coaching hierarchy then you do not have far to go to get to this alleged state of affairs? It seems we accept one and are…

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Given the location can't he just go out and get a Swede that looks great, put together but doesn't cost much? Oh wait, he won't be able to get it in that fucking hole!

Great! Let's do this exact thing for Texas A&M's home..............Oh, yeah. Right.

"Well that's a relief!"

Of course Sandusky could not have been a pain in the ass as Paterno didn't even think that was a 'thing'.

Now off to Switzerland for Europa League action: Yes, they are called Young Boys of Bern, but no, it is not FC Twink!

Roberto Clemente?

Not a pithy comment, but let's at least name this North America's greatest call. I am biased, but this is surely one of the greats: for the moment, and the spontaneity.

Another Auburn Tiger defeated by The Tide.

"No, we need a Brewer with a non existent E-RA.....No, E!"

Big year for this guy. Big year. I remember Jackie Robinson was once hated and dismissed and look at him. I met OJ in 84, what a great guy. Great guy. Don't get Twitter: what's the point? Never made sense to me. Piers Morgan. What a c**t. Saw RIPD. Really hit home. Great movie. Watch out for that at the Oscars. You…

Wow. Just imagine if that happened at Yankee stadium! The ball would have hit a really important, rich and famous empty seat.

"If I'm the New England patriots I don't take Zimmerman off the draft board." Urban Meyer

Cricket is baseball for those with superior hand eye co-ordination.

Let me put this into context: bowler, pitcher, grand slam, none of that matters. He is an Aussie cricketer, and therefore a cunt.

"Something about the coach being a cancer in the locker room. What's that you say?"

You miss a couple of heavy issues: Alpha Pig is not necessarily the first one eaten. We are unsure as to the ethnicity of Wyatt (he may be Jewish) and possible Islamic background of Princess Pea. I have always taken this as a subtle jab at the role of religion in society: they are starving and cannot eat the animal!

Dallas Eakins mum got a surprise when she showed her church group the news on her son.

D'oh!