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Lance Armstrong?

For the Bostonians the Olympics are a month of Monday's.

I thought it was just Head and Shoulders?

These emails were not written by the same person. BigDick, or whatever his name was, is not a "guys" and "fans" person, nor is he given to self-deprication, "it's my stupidity." Tom Ley, this is your Pulitzer moment. Find a language specialist. This was written by someone else at the behest of the Romney campaign in

Heh, could be worse. 25 bites from a toothy beaver can be had in MN too!

Stick it in the cell next to Sandusky. It's the only humane thing to do!

Sure you have spellcheck, but who's proofreading? I think you have a letter wrong in saying someone has to 'boo' Tebow!

"A little less conversation a little more....shut the fuck up, I have a fireman." Doesn't quite work as well.

Is it just me or is there not something a little 'off' with children referring to their Dad by their first name as often as the Paterno's do.

Nike: Just (don't make it obvious, or tell me outright that you have done, or may well) do it!

I had a classmate in a college course at my (very liberal) UK school who was outraged at US sports use of Native American nicknames. Fair enough, but he got more and more agitated in a pretty apathetic college group, many of whom had never heard of any of the teams. So he stood up and yelled, "well then, you may as

The real losers are the 1500 people retweeting this nonsense!

David Stern is way out of line here: It's obvious to anyone that Jim Rome's wife, Chris, has been beating the shit out of him for years! Jim can't get a look in!

And if you are still interested in an erect Roy Hodgson after 4 hours of tepid group play, please consult a physician immediately.

I think UEFA could merge their 2 biggest concerns: trial a touchline camera, using Hawkeye technology to tell when a 'dark skinned' player crosses the touchline leaving the field of play and warranting a yellow card. The linesman (sorry, Assistant Referee, we have to be politically correct) then raises his right arm

As something of a Commonwealth sports savant I can answer all of the above questions, but the greatest question of all is why, given the option of Aussie Rules, with those shorts, those tops, that much 'scrummaging' on the floor with hot, sweaty, waxed...... oh well, and a player named Darling, Jason Alexander thought

On 9th viewing, he could have thought he was throwing it to AJ Hawk, although she closed a bit to quick.

This woman just wanted the shoe for her own kids, whom she had locked in the car for 3 hours while she went to the event. It's OK, they had a juice box, and their dogs for company.

Um, I think he may be unsettled because he is bat shit crazy!

Milch and Mann now move onto their much anticipated drama about the glue industry. Same cast.