That shit would irritate me, especially since there not a chance in hell she walks out with anything beyond a couple months community service.

Why do I have the feeling that ol’ Christian Cooper is going to show up to court and beg the judge not to throw that woman up against the boards at Rikers and then ask for a hug?

In that case, I see Trump in the role of Cheech, complete with lack of hand washing.

Since Trump got into the White House, I’ve noticed that these big, strong, gun-toting, freedom-loving, rednecks are the real snowflakes. Bitching about all sorts of nonsense like wearing masks, bemoaning their freedom to go out during the pandemic, and their unrealistic fear that they will be relegated to the back of…

If I was a bettin’ woman, I’d lay money down on “hasn’t peed standing up in at least 10 years.”

Next, they teach him to unzip, pull it out and aim. 

Maybe tomorrow we’ll work on getting the wee-wee on the inside of the potty!

I worked at a home improvement store in the early 80s and I’ve stacked maybe ten-thousand bags of manure in my time.

Oh god the visuals.

I still can’t get over the goddamn cringe factor on that photo

Hollywood, y’all fucked up in how you presented your practically useless attempt to cash in say “. You should have went in the same way the Democratic Congress does; show up with some bullshit symbolism, that absolutely no one asked for/showing how fucking out of touch the folks who are supposed to be “our allies”,…

But what about the mask he uses when his dad makes him feel bad for being useless to pretend he doesn’t care.

I can't eat a sandwich with enough chips to eat a chip with every sandwich bite.  With hamburgers, there must be fries. With wings blue cheese. Pizza must have pepperoni. I'd die before eat cheese only pizza. Hotdogs must have tots. Mexican food must have hot sauce. Cake must have frosting. Pie must have whipped…

“What does any of this mean?”

I’m not informed enough to know for sure aside from Kellyanne Conway’s husband’s involvement...

In which they compare the crowd size to Trump’s dick - ouch!

The amount of effort they are taking to track down anyone protesting in favor of Black lives vs actual domestic terrorists, especially those of the white supremacist variety, is telling.

I wish it wasn’t. Alternatively, I wish we’d been listening to her this whole time instead of leadership patronizing everyone trying to warn them, and calling us “alarmist”.