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You must be an old Deadspinner, too. Cheers.

Fucking take a bow

No dog in the fight as I’m not a social media user, but this is probably the best explainer I’ve read for how those who do use it should operate on FB or whatever platform. Much of that I was somewhat aware of but you connected a lot of dots. I appreciate this insight very much.

You want to hamstring your child’s education because of your prejudice? Fine, go right ahead. Your child will grow up without any appreciation for how “Black History” is fucking “American History”. We’re leaving people behind in 2021 and beyond, fuck that. Too many issues to focus on moving forward to have people

As someone who works in commercial insurance, I can say with little hesitation that this will in fact result in a claim filed against GG. Would be thrown out in court most likely (not an attorney, just my read), but on most liability insurance policies there’s a no-fault coverage called Medical Payments. If Gorilla

They try and project the image to the public that this is being done by thieves and thieves alone. And they ignore the fact that no, it is not thievery alone, but a corrupt, vicious, hypocritical system that has castrated the Black Man and the only way the Black Man can get back at it is to strike it in the only way

Agreed. I think the chance this asshole didn’t at the very least consider testifying is close to zero. I’d wager he went much further and told his first set of attorneys he’s going to testify, but they shut that shit down (or tried to; maybe that’s part of why they all dipped on him) for the moment but Trump continued

The Gap shows love with deals on little outfits for my daughter. I remember my mom shopped there for me and she was always on a budget. Good to see they’re committed to supporting businesses which represent our communities... which in turn should and likely will mean more business for them.

Charles Deslondes is a name people, not black people but all people, should know well before many of the people we’ve been taught/told are legendary figures. To kind of piggy back off one of your themes, you cannot fully grasp the concept of why “if it bleeds it leads” is a thing in American journalism (not implying

 Not only is that fair, I am total hypocrite for that last part because in this covid world I live in in LA, showering is.... not done with the regularity one might expect of a so-called grown up.

This is a fantastic comment and you deserve props. But you also deserve a “get the fuck out of my mind yo” because I could swear you are a little too on the nose to not be taking thoughts out my brain... Salute!

LOL. “We’ve got a code blue in sector four, female of unknown origins is attempting purchase Adobo. Calling all cars” ass dude.

This just reeks of a narrative as old as time. Losers who lose, and do so in spectacular fashion after flexing their muscles, have only one course of action in their minds: complain about non-existent cheating. That’s it.

Lol right? Great job, Deputy Dipshit. Mamma must be “proud”.

Well in a way, that would be perfect. Let’s take back the Punisher! I loved that comic but feel obligated to hate it now haha

Smh not to mention, the list of crimes he “helped” solved included some of the weakest, non-violent shit possible. Dude may as well have been telling on metro fare-hoppers. FOH, clown

Fantastic, and fantastically random, reference. 

Or, someone go full Dexter and start offing people who do despicable shit but who get away with it.

Normalize street justice in these instances. Whatever that entails.

If not for the fact I simply recycled the Justin Timberlake version comment from an argument I had with some vapid idiot on another website (someone who, without a doubt, would not be familiar with Diana nor ol Joe nor anyone else with a version of that song), I would have gone with the lovely Diana Krall. I’ll be