My mom didn’t have cable for the longest time but we found our compromise shows and Jeopardy was always a guarantee. Whenever a contestant went on a long run she’d always remind me intelligence pays off and I would take it like a corny mom joke, implication being if I get my grades up I can win money on TV too.

Were you a deadspinner back in the day possibly? Has the look and feel of a good DS comment circa whenever the heydays were.

I enjoy your username as a Civil War enthusiast and as a descendant of slaves.

Well played, whether it gets the love it deserves or not. 

Here’s some revisionist history, Trump. Jesus rode dinosaurs, your “wealth” is real and the level of debt you’re saddled with is “nothing compared to the value of your assets”, and you have had many consensual sexual experiences without needing to shell out money.

Trump practiced ripping the shirt above the Superman tee but realized very quickly his tiny infant hands do not possess the strength necessary to rip said shirt.

Very well said. Salute.

I fucks with C Hayes.

Well said. The to-do list is fucking massive but once we defeat trumpism I’m all for said investigation immediately. As in, on Inauguration Day.

Correct me if I’m wrong, please do, but isn’t one of the pillars of conservatism “we don’t want the federal government interfering with every aspect of our lives”? I could absolutely have misheard him or zoned out and imagined him saying it last night, I was hammered drunk after all, but didn’t Trump say something…

Can you imagine how MM speaks about Cameron amongst his friends/colleagues when old Danny boy isn’t around? Hard Rs and a lot of “I made that boy everything he is today, he damn well better do as he’s told” type statements, guaranteed.

100%. I wouldn’t be surprised if Mitch randomly calls Cameron to get a “black’s opinion” on various topics. Of course, when he does, he’s already coached Cameron on the acceptable responses.

Never lose sight of the fact Daniel Cameron’s career trajectory can be attributed to him wrapping his arms around Mitch McConnell and letting the worst politician (pound for pound, in terms of his relative power) of my lifetime “groom” him.

100%, the most peak white possible. Meanwhile I’ve gotten denied on basic loan applications for... you know what that’s not even important, lets just say I am not saddled with debt. Then again I don’t need to create shell companies for shell companies just to hide the fact I’ve got no liquidity and likely never will…

I read the tweet at like 6 am this morning and the jolt it gave me took the place of coffee for the first time in a long time. I know it’s pathetic but we take what minor victories we can get...

Also idk if any of yall watched the 2-part miniseries on Comey on Showtime but I was actually pretty impressed with it. If for no other reason than how it paints Trump, and how cowardly everyone around him was and remain.

Saw this on twitter. Really puts this dude’s whole image in to context.

Very well said. It’s the Zimmerman mentality- insert yourself in to a situation unnecessarily, get the heat brought to you like you either a) wanted, b) expected, c) planned for or d) all of the above, start to get your ass handed to you and let off shots in response. Full coward behavior, to say nothing of the…

This makes me very happy and I salute both of them. Wishing you both nothing but prosperity, freedom and love for the rest of your lives.

Excellent Deadspin-in-its-prime era comment right here. Well done.