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Can I do my best Shade Room impersonation and ask for some details? You got us at the edge our seats!

I feel what you’re saying but at the end of the day it beats the alternative of not doing shit or, even worse, denying actual problems exist. You are absolutely correct people typically can’t be forced to change, but given my stance on incarceration and how it should be focused on rehabilitation (which by definition,

And, without a shadow of a doubt, automatic removal of all convictions once her 100 hours of community service is complete.

Can’t confirm or deny, but one thing is certain. He still swears by those awfully stiff, unflattering Wrangler jeans because he didn’t even attempt to run away on foot when being apprehended. He knew better than to try. 

Haha, well played Bill. Well played.

Doesn’t pertain to hotels specifically, but any of my Philly folks ever done a quick scan of the Health Dept. restaurant/corner store/eatery violations?

Damn Brett Favre aged horribly.

And hey, if the aiming part doesn’t work out, his staff can simply change from the urinal/toilet combo in the WH bathrooms to trough style urinals! Can you imagine Trump and his cabinet shoulder to shoulder peeing in a trough?

Great call! Perhaps he’s well on his way to being able to cross swords with Pence (was going to say Lindsay Graham but he’s even lower hanging fruit).

Well I am a betting man and I’d most definitely not take your bet because you’re 100% correct. At this point the dude probably just has a piss bag; Not for any medical condition necessarily, but because he’s a sociopath who takes pleasure in watching his aides handle his bags of his piss.

100%. It’s remarkable. They fear EVERYTHING- brown/black people, the federal goverment (that is, when they’re not holding their hands out for “handouts” they seem hellbent on judging minorities for needing), immigrants, the LGBTQ community as a whole, and most interestingly mouthwash (My theory as to why they will not

Not going full conspiracy theorist but this feels like it’s actually just the formal execution of the plan they had all along (or at least what they settled on once they started seeing how CV-19 impacted different groups).

I’m from the city but grew up with a lot of kids who were from the country, so I used to go psychadelic mushroom hunting in fields covered with cow feces*. I too know a load of BS when I see it, checks out.

You’ll also be proud to know your strong, brilliant, alpha male leader of a president has learned how to pee standing up!

I believe it’s for the same reason they get their panties in a bunch over the smallest shit but have the nerve to call liberals “snowflake cucks”.

That’s not so much a mask, but the latex/patent leather Gimp costume from Pulp Fiction. Point taken, though.

The brother’s eyes (I should know him by sight, regrettably I do not) behind Nancy say it all. “This sounded ok at first but man get me up outta here”.

This is me as well. I’ve softened quite a bit over the past several years, certainly since my daughter was born last year, but the chips/sandwich and fries/burger (or cheesesteak, etc) is an absolute must.

This right here proves how much BS that is:

These are fighting words (and actions; don’t pace around near me while hurling insults or its an automatic fair one because that’s how sneak attacks can happen).