The only acceptable “Epstein deal” in that case would be to find him swinging from his cell and not by his own doing.  

Removed

Facts. I’d take Whitney in a fair one over many, many R&B legends. Men included. 

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Had to slow that train down after Casey Anthony 

Amen to all of this. I never fully appreciated how much I valued Deadspin until maybe 8 or so years go. I realized just how much I loved this site when I found myself (absolutely unnecessarily) annoyed that they hadn’t posted an article related to some current event (couldn’t even begin to remember what it was all…

I could be mistaken because it’s Monday but it looks like the caption under the top picture misidentifies the five. Feel like that should be accurate.

Well as a fellow stranger on the internet who views a lot of this community as extended family a lot of the time, I’m here for you for whatever it’s worth. Gotta stick together.

Thank you for this, glad to hear your experiences and how you’ve been able to manage.

Not so friend. Classic case of projection on my part, just felt too self-deprecating to leave it as

There’s really no punishment severe enough. As a relatively new father this has me really fucked up.

“Underperforming or whether or deciding, all those words I’ve never used in my life”

As someone who had a daughter this past February specifically so I could get off dad jokes, this is 100% approved and appreciated.

Chances those kids are better, worse, or about the same as the ones whose parents introduce them by saying “he/she may steal your wallet or keys so tighten up”?

*Guffaws, sits back and throws feet on the table*

In light of possible legal action, sources close to the situation say Gregory has retained the services of Dewey Cheatem & Howe.

Facts. Shit the bed on that one, right in front of my face

Of course Big Dick Nick is sitting pretty at 100%. Kind of hard not to get those hard-fought yards when you’ve got a third leg.

For what it’s worth, Shaq’s known for his philanthropy and not always of the Big Headlines variety. He’s filthy rich to be sure, but he’s an astute businessman and we should respect the fact he’s taken a lot of risks in building his wealth. Instead of getting his seat at the table and feasting for himself, as many…

Yeah that’s what I had seen but nothing further. Thanks for the confirmation, would love to have been a fly on the wall while Silver met with Yao.