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So..... looks like we have some unspurprising news my friend. Scot’s out, and it’s quote “due to his extreme issues with drinking” according to “sources with knowledge (ha!).” It’d be unfair to completely ignore Scot’s history, but man something just doesn’t smell right. Tin-foil hats aside, what’s the real deal? Did

I did see that. Am i just a bitter fan or did that wreak of “Skins management knows they’re going to lose Pierre, fans love Pierre and want him to stay, lets throw out a story from something he may or may not have done months ago in an attempt to make the fans ok with us not re-signing him”? I can definitely see

So true on all accounts. I am terrified of what will happen next. Alshon goes to Eagles, B Marsh goes to Gmen, Dallas is already stacked offensively, and we..... lost two 1,000 yard receivers. I know there’s reasons to not be super pissed about DJax/Pierre leaving since their new teams reached in terms of $, but jesus

I misinterpreted your point but agreed with you in my comment, so forgive my first sentence as you’re right; we are on the same page. All valid points.

At this point I’ll have “something brewing” tonight when I get home, namely some concotion of rat poison and draino for the inevitable “Skins trade Cousins; Get jack shit in return” headline I feel coming.....

It’s become close to impossible to a) keep the faith and b) get excited for longer than a half-season or so. I will never stop being a fan, it’s just too deeply rooted in my everyday life, but god fucking damnit they are so frustrating. Scot M is a talent evaluator extraordinaire (at least in comparison to the nitwits

I understand your point completely, and part of me agrees with it, but I thought back to the 05-06 year (I believe; could have been 04-05 but I don’t like using google to support off-the-cuff opinions) when Nash won his second MVP. What I remember most? Kobe Bryant went absolutely APE SHIT that year, right after Shaq

Lol i was realllly going to go thar route but elected not to; I was thinking more along the lines of OBJ going full diva mode in practice, saying something like “none of yall can fuck with me”, and then B Marsh open-handed slaps the shit out of him causing the same damage as a closed fist. It’d be perfect for me, a

I predict Brandon Marshall will IK Enemkpali OBJ before the 4th preseason game. It won’t derail the G-Men necessarily, but B Marsh will show OBJ what his antics are worth (a black eye with a dash of humility).

The tri-fecta! lol

Oh he most definitely would have Snyder’s dick in his mouth with one hand cupping his balls while simultaneously slow-stroking Van Pelt’s member with the other hand. I sincerely apologize if this description resulted in a disgusting mental image because I gagged writing it.

We can 100% agree that he’s being pushed aside and it scares the living hell out of me to be honest. Bruce isn’t bad with cap management/contract negotiations as far I’ve seen/heard, but he’s not a true personnel guy and Scot most definitely is that. I wish they’d have worked better together and part of me thinks

There’s literally nothing to support the claims he’s back on the sauce aside from Cooley implying it. Nothing. It pisses me off to no end and as someone who’s been following the saga/listening to Cooley & Kevin each morning it’s clear to me they’re the Skins mouthpiece for this issue. A while back when Cooley implied

lmao so true

Bingo. Defense contractors like Northrup must be tumescent at the prospect of having this uuuuug windfall coming their way

I was saying the exact same thing earlier today. I read some headline that said “Bogut to sign with Cavs after reaching buyout with Sixers” and immediately thought to myself if I’m the Sixers I hold on to his ass out of spite (I’m less interested in the whole reasonable basketball component; we’ve endured so much

Gotta be Michael Jordan. The NBA GOAT and then

In order for that to apply, Kate’s name would need to be spelled with a backwards “K”.

You should erect a sign with this comment printed on it

I know exactly what you mean and agree. I think we need to keep 100% of our focus on the actual people who suck- Trump, Bannon, Spicer, Conway, Paul Ryan, everyone else even loosely affiliated with this administration and most of Congress- and not worry so much about people who associate with them. If a celebrity or