Different strokes for different folks

With the amount of excitement I feel right now for the US in the Olympics, you’d think I have a screaming bald eagle back tat, the constitution written on my walls at home, and a flag waving from the back of my (non-existent) pick-up truck.

Especially when you’re about to drop trou, expose the world to your speedo, and jump in a fucking pool. I love me some Olympic swimming but give it a rest, H2O Drago.

“Never use a rubber......for what?”

It’s actually “Lil Dongslinger”

Mixed with

Add my boy Vlad Guerrero to that list and I’m right there with you.

*Grandma’s Boy reference, not insinuating anything related to his sexuality

Nice Karma, Guy-blow

Exactly! Soon as your car came out of the wash, it had a new paint job, VIN, license plate, and owner.

Lenny Dykstra ran a completely legitimate car leasing enterprise

I heard Urban’s going to put one little buckeye sticker over each of her bruises.

“They’re high”

Very important nugget of info, thank you for that. I knew she came off phony but couldn’t put my finger on why that was.... makes perfect sense.

Best AND weirdest looking, which is double bonus if you ask me.

Ol’ green polo to Lou’s right is digging for gold down there.

Except for Rubio, who was sent back to “that latino nation he comes from”.

Air Dud

I’m a Lion, hear (or watch) me score (painkillers from the team doctor).

I’m not saying you don’t have a valid point, but I think part of the issue is D Wade would have been a fool NOT to try and entice his buddies to come play with him and win rings. Think about it- it’s one thing to be a FA and make a decision to join forces with another superstar’s team, but if D Wade knew Bron/Bosh had…