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Rondo, Omri Casspi, and Seth Curry. Checks out, kinda.

The only usage of “thug move” will be as follows:

Amen

Weekend at Bromley’s

Lol reminds me of the big Russian dude from the Sopranos who gets “killed” (right?) by Paulie and Christopher. They’re walking him through the Pine Barrens, about to kill him, and he says something “THIS IS NOT COLD. I WASH MY BALLS IN ICE VATER”. Always get a good chuckle out of that scene.

It was definitely before Mozgov and Lue battled eachother in the Feats of Strength.

Lol I got absolutely eviscerated by a couple Seahawks fans, which I guess is a compliment considering they may have proven my point.

Especially considering, based on the inferiority complex many of them share for some annoying reason, there’s no way majority of the (male) fans are even 6"s.

Yep, Powerball winners.

I have paid exactly zero attention to the nominees, but did Sicario get ANY love from a nomination standpoint? Actors/actresses? Best picture? Anything? It was one of the better things I watched- movie or otherwise- all year.

Agreed. When you get valuable minutes (at times) out of Marresse Speights, you’re really getting the most out of your entire lineup. So deep, so many scorers, and so many guys willing to buy in defensively. Truly fun to watch, especially when both of my teams (Wiz and Sixers) are.... well you know what they are.

The mark of a great team is having no drop-off when your stars are on the bench. Steph helps lead his team to these double digit leads, takes a rest, and then Livingston/Barbosa/Rush come in and not only hold the lead but extend it. By the time Steph returns you’re barely treading water, and by the time he takes his

That the chicken did indeed cross the road to get to the other side. Shady fucking chicken.

Wrong analogy- watching the SB is important, but this would have to be something you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT live without...... So you’re telling me a broken arm would stop you from rubbing one out? No way, Shithammer. I have faith in you.

Ha! Well if your husband is like me, at this point he’s actually added his own lyrics to spice it up a bit. A freestyle version if you will.

All Owls are warriors so I pity the snow that stands in their way

Bingo. Of course we used to fuck with each other, we wouldn’t have been kids without the roughhousing. Just blows my mind that kids that age even THINK that this behavior is funny/a good idea?

Exactly. Not to mention, a pool stick up the ass? Jesus Christ is this prison or youth sports? I cannot imagine the terror these victims felt while being held down and brutally attacked. Makes me so angry it’s beyond words.

He’s got a face for radio and a voice for closed caption so my guess is women haven’t been too welcoming towards him over the years. Bitter, butthurtedness at it’s finest.

“Lighting fast, big black cats, Panthers kicking ass...”