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From Stocking to Stalking: The life of NBA Significant Others

that was..... descriptive!

I’m thinking the civil suit will result in, at minimum, $1 million per vowel in Thabo’s full name..

You spelled Knicks wrong

Nope, your post was worded perfectly and as a person of the same or close to same ethinicity I can vouch for every word you wrote. It’s all true! Growing up I honestly believed these kinds of issues were exclusively black. In hindsight, now I know why; I lived in a 97% black neighborhood and all my friends were black.

Its a very valid point, just don’t lose sight of the fact this is a huge issue across all ethnic/racial communities to a certain extent. I live in a Black/Cambodian/Mexican/Hipsters of all races neighborhood and I see the petty “the girl is MINE” issues across all colors and socioeconomic borders. It’s unfortunate

Stringer wanted that money, but he didn’t realize Clay Davis wanted him..... Long con expert outfoxed the street smart but not-as-smart-as-he-thought-he-was kingpin.

Alliteration is always absolutely awesome, my amigo

I seem to recall reading/hearing where the league “instructed” refs to call more penalties, at least in certain situations like illegal contact and illegal shifts (could be wrong about the latter). Then again this could be my paranoia talking because it definitely appears there have been more flags so far than in

So Dee can hit, that’s a given. Who knew he could also rap battle

And even despite the Eagles OL ineptitude, their D kept them in the game early and often. I know it was 13-0 at half but as a Skins fan I had absolutely ZERO confidence we’d put together 4 quarters of good football and I’m sure many other Skins fans would agree. Penalties (whether warranted or not, I’m not going to

Favorite part from all of this? The husky trooper standing behind Dabo who’s getting absolutely obliterated by the drunken mob behind him as he tries to keep a barrier between coach and crowd. His hat gets fucked with, he’s getting obvious knees/elbows to the back, and he does a pretty solid job of keeping his

Not surprising conisdering the team’s head coach is Odd Bowels

These dudes listed about every possible sea creature. By my count, in no particular order: turtle, flounder, tuna, wheel, it, sunfish, that fuckin thing, this monsterous fuckin thing, this fuckin thing, this thing, that shit.

Lol his face in the bottom pic really doesn’t even need text to be PERFECT.

LOL, good call...... His press conferences were a sight to behold, I have to give him that too.

PLEASE, no Jim Zorn references. RIP to dozens of remotes, two TVs, a friend, and my spirits every time I think of that Skins era...... Still too fresh a wound my man.

You're right, any time you go to a Utah part you need to Bring Your Uzi!

We could, but by the time we’re done with the ranking Aaron Hernandez will have killed all of the other NFLer inmates. And all of us.

Don’t. Fucking. Remind. Me. Those tenders back in the day were the tits. Sadness.