If you had to pick one what would it be: Having a taco from said cart on 28th & 6th with Obama, or having a Cambodian sandwich with Romney? Whose breath would stink worse after eating their respective meal, and which would offer you a breath mint/piece of gum?

You spelled Landon Donovan wrong in the headline.

I'm not sure what your issue is, Paps- this has been a match made in Heaven for you. You didn't expect/want to come to a team that's playing like shit, and the team you came to didn't expect/want you to blow saves every other fucking night.

What I learned from a year of watching Sportscenter that I couldn't have learned by simply muting Sportscenter and reading the shitty "Bottomline" for 5 minutes before taking my morning shit:

Very true. Needless to say, VY isn't in a good spot right now. I for one hope he gets back on his feet and coaches some form of youth football in his home state. I'm an east coaster but my friends from Texas make it seem like this dude was God while coming up through the pop-warner-middle school-high school- UT ranks.

This reminds me of the Wrong Side of Town porn video intros. All that's missing is four-six large black dudes in Redskins gear walking up to her car, asking what she's doing in this part of town, and then a cut to the bedroom where she's being "pleasured" by said black dudes.

Dollars to doughnuts he's wearing mom jeans in that pic.

I was thinking the same thing. Although if you're VY, you need to take in to account that you're not a very good QB and thus there may not be a "payday" forthcoming.... Not even hating on the dude but it is what it is.

While you're absolutely right, he should have then paid a lawyer to watch his agent. Fuck the extra money it costs; there are too many horror stories out there about shady agents stealing/withholding money from their clients to not cover your ass/assets.

Aww that's cute

I'm glad they raided his place. Puerto Ricans are known for having roach-infested places. I know, I know, that's RAYCESS

I actually am handsome. Very fucking handsome.

Torre's tranny brother is weird-looking.

Serena (she) is so screwed (raped) right now.

Lol you got it. And guess what? You can't ride in my little red wagon.

Great post, so very true. Makes me question why I even bothered caring in college. Tried to keep the GPA high, get internships, network, etc. For what? All my buddies who had either or connected parents knew their future was somewhat set, so they partied like assholes and enjoyed themselves. Not to say I didn't, but I…

Truer words was never spoked. Let's see who takes the bait.....

More like zero-substance comments like "let's circle the wagons on this issue" or "we're spinning wheels here; let's take a step back for a second" etc.