Flatter than hammered shit.

Something that isn't can't be!

It's the dumbassery that gets to me.

If he were dumb as a bag of rocks, a terrible interviewer, and, as is stated below, wrote and said stupid or racist things as well.

I've become convinced that aspartame is a migraine trigger for me. I'm not 100%, but I'm not about to go drink a Diet Coke in the name of science.

One thing I've learned is that if you're going to express a controversial or minority or even slightly idiosyncratic opinion, you have to bend over backwards to watch your tone and be all on the one hand on the other hand and hemming and hawing and whatnot.

I get that. I'm very close to my sister now, but it took until we were both into our 20s for that to happen. A lot of people I know were close to their siblings growing up, and I was sort of envious of that, but it's all evened out.

I mean, you can express the opinion that you, or u if u prefer, don't think that she was that iconic without sounding like a dick. The person you're responding to was a dick, but it's a valid debate. Probably a losing argument, if you ask me, but the offensive part is being dismissive and an asshole, not arguing the…

I too enjoy non sequiturs.

That's an...interesting reading. I've never heard anyone argue that those phrases mean that "this way is best" but I suppose the inference is debatable.

Um, no, that's not even close to what I said. You're arguing in bad faith.

I don't understand it. When I allow myself to fall off the wagon (i.e. sin days purposefully built into my diet to let off steam and allow my willpower to recharge) I go the full nine.

Yeah. I've heard people call it "trashy" but really I've seen it happen quite regularly in perfectly normal and well-adjusted larger families I know.

Whoa, that's not even remotely true man. Vintage shopping is definitely more of a pain in the ass than just buying new shit, but I've got a bunch of great vintage pieces. I mostly go for western shirts.

rather men stepped up their game instead of women casualing it up. The whole fun of red carpet is fashion, dammit!

Right? How about everyone dresses lazy and we don't obsess over what women wear!

I'm not sure the answer is to "call out" men for lazy dressing, as opposed to relaxing our ridiculous standards for women.

I think it's funny if brought up self-consciously (as in "Haha the weather, how cliche") but you have to do it right.

Whoa settle down there Miss Accusation. I forgot about Miss Piggy and Kermit being on Sesame Street. I'm not talking about puppet/cartoon characters writ large, but Sesame Street itself. I don't think *any* small children's puppet characters should be sexualized, but if it makes you feel better to be self-righteous…

Yeah, almost anything is better than talking about the weather-it can be amusing in a cliche sort of way but it sort of telegraphs that you have no personality.