how are you going to pee in this damn thing?

Argentina! And those jokes will never get old.

This means you went to Venezuela to see your mistress, right? (SC Democrat here. Mark Sanford jokes never get old.)

I was just thinking this. Seems like another way to demonize the poors. It's not like we don't care, it's just that we can't pay 50$ for a T Shirt when Old Navy sells it for $6. Of course I don't want anyone to work in a sweatshop.

Can I come and throw these out into the crowd?

What do those of us do who do not have the budget for much more expensive ethical clothing options? I work in a professional job so I cannot buy only from Goodwill, but my budget is around H&M levels so I can’t exactly go all out with American Apparel either. :( If you know of any budget friendly conscious brands…

anyone that wants to join me on my float is welcome as well

I had a long, complicated dream last night where I told off a Sunday School teacher for shaming teenagers about birth control and condoms. Even my subconscious can’t handle this BS anymore.

Peer examinations in medical diagnostics classes are common, yes, but how the fuck did they get from taking another student’s blood pressure to vagina probing?!

What the ever loving fuck?!? Did the fellas get a prostate examining anal probe in front of classmates? I bet not.

Ok but as a black woman White racism in the north is just as bad and pervasive so cool it with that sense of superiority

I’ve heard about people giving the bouquet to the oldest person in attendance at the end of the night, as a mark of respect. I actually think I might have read about it on Jezebel - wish I could remember who originally posted about it! I’m thinking of doing it for my wedding.

Ah yes, the one time a year where we all watch the film about a girl getting raped and then the guys say something about how women can just falsely accuse them (poor babies) and then everyone goes off to the bar and nothing changes.

IDK IM VERY UNCOORDINATED but fuck this shit today and all days. Protect everyone you big douchebags.

I’m really sorry, as you can see, it really does bring out the worst in me!! I was so not kidding, as this thread too-perfectly shows.

I’m gay and watched the Diane Sawyer interview with my big brother. Bless his heart, he kept looking over at me and asking “Yo bro, you had to deal with this?”, and I’d gently say “No, same community; different experiences”. It was honestly adorable.

This is getting more WWE-esque by the day.

I hate the stupid Patriots, but Kraft is right here.

Maybe someday cis people will be educated enough that coming out as trans won’t have to suck.