The future is already here, it’s just not very evenly distributed.

I’m just checking, it is the year 2015 right?

Came here to say exactly this. I’ve read a lot of shit today, this beats all hands down. So much wtf I can’t even.

I tried to count the number of ways that photo is in appallingly bad taste or outright offensive, but my brain felt like it was going to explode, so I’m going to console myself with kittens and red wine and back away slowly.

I think we can all safely assume that Mariah Carey, for one, knows EXACTLY what she’s doing.

modern madonna is not that bad either. very sure she wouldn’t get the same amount of hate if she would do what she still does but would be decades younger..

Say what you will about modern Madonna but old Madonna aka Vogue Madonna outshines almost anything that pop stars are doing these days.

Tyrone Wheatley

Natrone Means

If you read everything Woody Allen as if he is a sullen teen, he is more tolerable. Thanks Mark.

THIS is the thing he regrets, huh?

EYOOOOOOO

Well, you do have to forgive him for wanting to watch all that Baseball and Basketball. I mean, the Knicks, the Mets...he just likes hanging out with other folk that haven’t done anything worthwhile since 1973.

He has children so perhaps it is best he goes.out every night.

Oh, it’s amazing how you can regret. I haven’t had a pleasurable moment since I undertook it.

Im kind of disappointed that people, including Amy in this particular clip, are backing out of the more critical and feminist part of her sketch and instead choosing to mock female actresses.

Good choice by the commish, the PSI of a football is a spectacular reason to lose one of the more powerful owners support. Well done.

That’s just such a crazy broad statement. I’m a lesbian-identified bisexual, so I guess I get to check off two of those boxes. I don’t love Savage 100% of the time, and sometimes I’ve yelled at his columns, but I’m just baffled by the idea that he’s done me “a TON of harm.” I know kajilions of people who were softened…

Kato is available.