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thereshelltoupee

Pitch Perfect + Neighbors + My Best Friends Wedding

Word. My kid wandered in near the end, saw Chris Martin, and asked, “What is that guy doing there?” Why, indeed.

my guess...porn. porn is so diverse. in that it caters to diverse tastes. even, apparently, break dancing, subservient gymnastics.

You misunderstood her. She wants to perform for boss-ass brutal dictators for millions.

a quote like that, in the context youre using it, seems to imply that all men are capable of killing a woman in the event of rejection.

“This is me, Candy Carson, and some chick I used to work with”

How are they ugly, poorly shot, and clunky? Give me one way any of those apply to Begins or Dark Knight? What bugs me about a lot of you people is you want to do the “these are the worst movies ever schtick but you can't go as far to say mock Heath Ledger knowing it wouldn't fly

And here come the Nolan haters...

To some degree everything hes stated is true. There are often requirements by clubs regarding style, musicianship and "draw" (the ability to draw a crowd in that venue). I am a man and a musician and have had booking agents pass along such requirements to my music projects. I can't speak to the misogyny of the female

Why not?

Intelligent, well-meaning people having slightly different opinions about something? Without having to be satanic or demented?

“nonconsensual pornography, defined as the distribution of sexually graphic images of individuals without their consent.”

Refrigerator? That name sounds familiar...

Men shouldn’t marry schlubs either.

Oh great. Now there’s a nine legged spider for me to be afraid of.

Still not big enough.

This has to be the worst sport ever...Why would anyone want to be around a bunch of women on their cycle?