Bourne is a poor example as a contrast. The break between films is too short and it makes story sense to continue with the same actor. Xena is 21 years gone, so there is the ‘opportunity’ to recast and reset. Could they do a continuation? Sure, and I think all the fans would like it. It probably would do alright as…

Yes, Clinton voting for the Iraq War is a fake scandal. Good point.

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s…

I was never worried about that. I mean, T-Swift has done so much for women in the music industry with her career: she’s shown that even with the most minimal amounts of talent, anyone can be a huge star!

Scale?

The shameless campaigning for Oscar votes is nothing new, and is not an indication of attention-whoring.

Dax Shephard’s career is a thing of wonder to behold. Only Channing Tatum has managed a greater descent from acting laughingstock to working respected star.

Ghost of Gawker Past [nods]

If that were the case then why would anyone accept a plea agreement. What’s stopping the judge from denying it every time and since you’ve already admitted to being guilty you’d be boned. The prosecution would win 100% of those cases.

So what you’re saying is “there are literally no words that could have tumbled out of his face-hole-parts in response to this loaded question that would have been possible for my brain to comprehend as anything less than Bad News For Bernie.” What’s next, should we ask him when he stopped beating his wife?

Don’t forget everyone, this isn’t the judge making a judgment call that it’s just utterly immoral to give him so little time.

“But Bernie, bro, a lot of your followers are explicitly saying just that”

It was a response to people claiming that he was running an openly sexist campaign, not an unbidden brag. Nobody’s looking for cookies.

Someone needs to sit me down and explain it to me, too. I don’t get it. I don’t think Killer Mike said anything wrong. I don’t think Bernie said anything wrong. And like, yeah he’s an old white man, and we’ve had a lot of old white men. Hillary would be different, because she’s an old white woman. Technically Bernie…

and the award for best use of an emoticon goes to.... ELLIE!

Nobody ever suggested James Bond to be a Latino or Asian actor.

I get what you’re saying, but at seven months, it’s more than a ball of unviable cells; it is well past viability. And while I’ve had an abortion and certainly don’t want any legal precedent set that could bar me from making that same decision again, I really think someone should be held accountable for killing a…

Speaking of sixth senses, toward the end of a 5-year run, we had been having tons of trouble. I never suspected she was cheating—until one night I was lying awake in bed. First, I couldn’t stop obsessing over her inability to replace the fucking TP when she used the last of the roll. A half-hour later, I was positive…