Well, can’t help you hear, bc our football teams usually have pretty lame names, but some of our football fans tend to be violent, fascist, racist and homophobic (pick one), so we have that going for us.

Speaking about divorcing yourself from the 19th century - where have all those Native Americans gone?

That’s your best friend?

Facts usually have an anti-jezebel bias.

Everybody calm down! It most likely was a prank.

Thanks, that’s a pro tip. Here’s mine: Just hang some fresh meat around your neck, so that at least dogs and other carnivore animals might take notice of you, seemingly the loneliest person on the planet, bc you keep inserting yourself in other people’s convos.

The sex or the coughing attack? Btw, you don’t have to swallow!

All the coughing, I think it’s a displacement activity.

Wearing a hoodie. Still not in danger of getting shot.

OMG, I should be bannned any minute *frantically looks around*

Not banned (what for?) and not in the greys.

How inspiring! Whenever I deal with people like you, I like to listen to this little song.

Aaah, the oppression is so strong! Please explain to me, how these almost angelic like creatures (girls) manage to outperform their sinister counterparts (boys) in high school and then go on to outnumber them in colleges by the tune of 60 to 40 percent, meaning that in the near future, there will be 2 women for every…

You’re a teacher and you think of boys as collective ‘shits’? I’m pretty sure you grade them fairly, with not a smidgen of gender bias.

‘Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.’ – Liverpool manager Bill Shankly

No, the critic does not praise Stiller, bc it’s understood, that in a spoof about the modeling business, the model is not supposed to look like a model, that’s part of the joke. Think about Leslie Nielsen as a ‘smart’ detective in the Naked Gun flicks, lampooning Hollywood crime movies. Try to incorporate ‘odd…

Just a wild guess, a woman attempting suicide might not be the most reliable source of information. You might entertain the thought, that this was indeed a case of self inflicted harm instead of domestic violence. Or you do the usual thing, take the first report as gospel and totally ignore any statements that come…

“instead they blew up prematurely”

Yes, I’d rather have this seat as a Blank Space, than seeing Swift being nominated.

Ok, I get your point, esp. in light of your reply to cyn.