That’s Tony Siragusa, a SB champion, not some pretty face with a minor degree in journalism, but I can see why all fat men look the same to you.

Sideline reporters are eye candy. Jason Whitlock is neither eye candy nor a sideline reporter.

He’s more like the guy who plays guitar and has groupies lining up back stage.

That sounds uncomfortably detailed.

Will watch. Judge me, don’t judge me, idc!

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie had a “meet and greet” at Bruschetti’s Pizzeria in Sandown, NH.

Great, so let’s do away with police completely and crime will drop to zero. Problem solved, amirite?

I blame all this running! It can’t be the sheer mass of fat, sugary, cholsterol level spiking food that contributed to his early demise.

Agreed.

Are you referring to ancient rural tribalized societies, where law and order was upheld by the patriarch or matriarch for that matter? That is not exactly a model for any industrialized country, is it? Do I remind you of what happened in Rwanda in 1994, when the Hutu governement gave the Hutu majority the green light…

Generic woman who accuses generic man of rape is a rape vitim who should be believed.

I agree with 1, strongly disagree with 2. Yes , we have laws and the institutions to uphold them, precisely for that. To keep a subset of the population from reigning free and take whatever they want, whenever they want from anybody who is too weak to defend themselves. If the police in any city would declare to go on…

Quite a lot of Hillary supporters can’t wrap their heads around the fact, that an old white man from the Democratic party would try to stand between her and the presidency after 2008, when this young black guy dared to do the same. She saw herself as the anointed one back then and she still feels that America owes her…

Men who have gone online supporting Bernie Sanders have been accused of sexism and labeled as ‘Berniebros’ bc they get in the way of breaking a glass ceiling (or something) and we know that’s all that elections are about.

When you’re Superman after winning games and a pouting I’ll-take-my-ball-and-go-home 6 yo after losing, this contrast in behavior will keep people criticizing him.

Where’s Superman, when you need him?

Irony is the SB halftime show with Bey, Bruno Mars and a montage of all the great SB halftime performers; Springsteen, Stevie Wonder, James Brown.... of the past, only to be interrupted by the boring music of Coldplay!

Can’t help you here, cuz I don’t do drama. Stop screaming, btw.

You’re welcome. I’m always trying to be of help to those who need it.

That’s not how comedy works. You don’t laugh, bc that person ‘deserves’ to be successful, but bc the joke is funny.