I strongly dislike pineapple on pizza, but I absolutely hate chocolate covered strawberries.

Wow, you drove to Stop & Shop on shrooms?

My Top 5 Recommended Pizza Toppings:

No the Yankees scored six in a regular season game that I was otherwise completely unaware of, an event which automatically triggers 50% off all orders there, so I figured why not. That was mistake #1.

No, it was ordering from Papa John's to begin with.

One time I accidentally clicked on pineapple instead of peppers when ordering from Papa John's.

So my cousin writes for Silicon Valley and works directly with Mike Judge… How do I nag her to nag Mike Judge to make a Netflix sequel series (like Wet Hot American Summer's)?

"Okay, I have to ask: What was with the insane inside jokes about USA network, delivered by Dom’s boss while interrogating Darlene? The blue skies programming reference, the Burn Notice name check…was that all a weird wink and a nod to the show’s benefactor?"

One plot hole still nags the hell out of me:

I could picture myself choking on food if something funny enough were to happen whilst I was eating.

Lukasz “Dr. Luke” Gottwald… His name alone just screams "creepy, oily douche".

I know right… I could've sworn he accidentally went to far while doing autoerotic asphyxiation like two years ago or something, but there he is, still kicking

He had that 'stache way before it was cool, that's why they hate him so much in Bushwick.

Don Lemon is Geraldo's rightful heir to biggest dumbest fuckup in TV journalism.

Oh c'mon… The part where the guy gets diced up by those lasers? That was so friggin watchable.

The DVD can include all the deleted scenes of Bond shooting Natalya in the face.

Edge of Tomorrow - best video game movie EVER

Prince of Persia and the first Resident Evil are the only watchable video game movies ever made.

Pfft… the Centennials bitched about the same thing, yet all the stereotypes about them going bindle-packing in the Dutch East Indies and listening to that Tin Pan Alley crap on their phonographs all the time were true.

I'm fine with using my hipster cable subscription to watch the whole season on HBO Go, but thanks anyway guys!