I blame porn. Men watch too much porn where the woman is always surprised and amazed after the dick reveal.

Seriously?

A non-zero population of gay men, straight women, and everything in between would like to see your dick. The problem is that statistically it isn’t safe to assume any individual is within that group unless they explicitly ask.

This does not apply to gay men.

“Try to allow your hair to air dry to prevent less heat styling.”

As are others...

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

It’s an Australian thing, I work with some and they are all very happy excited and exuberant people. Not a put on.

I think there’s a difference between finding someone tedious versus reprehensible. Sure, it’s consensual, and so that makes it not horrifying. It’s just a little tired to me how Leo cycles through the VS models. I find Demi Lovato’s constant “body positivity” messaging exhausting because she has herself photoshopped…

That’s not true at all. People freaked the fuck out when skirts went above the knee and women started ditching bras. And they still do because while fashion may change, being a spiteful old scold bitching about the youths is eternal.

Oooooh! Wearing them around the house! Now that’s an idea with a considerable amount of merit!

My 10 year old son has started wearing one. He had taken the “be prepared” motto to the extreme, and was carrying around in his jacket pockets anything he thought might be useful... pens, scotch tape, sharpy marker, playing cards, calling cards, Swiss Army knife, first aid kit, compass, gum, candy, spare shoelaces,…

I’m sorry, I replied to the wrong comment. Dismiss me!

This morning I took a walk in the neighborhood. I needed to carry a water bottle, my keys, my phone, and an emergency albuterol inhaler. But I did not commit the Fanny Pack Sin. No, no, no, no, no! I carried a chic and stylish plastic bag that previously held groceries. I am SO superior.

I have a coworker who uses fanny packs and I am always so jealous of her mobility and ability to carry so much. And she makes it look SO GOOD.

I teach high school. Fanny packs have BEEN back.

if you call it a ‘belt bag’, you’re good to go.

There’s a party in my fanny pack!