I was gonna say - if all Jewish people were lactose intolerant, they wouldn’t have invented the schmear of cream cheese, no?

This is the most Jewish thing I’ve seen on the internet in a long time. Thank you. I feel like I’m hangin’ with my Bubbe right now.

For serious though. Lattes and schmear FOREVER.

Me too. Ashkenazis are prone to lactose intolerance, but do we surrender? We do not!

Even if I were lactose intolerant, they would need to pry my cream cheese from my cold dead hands.

The Secret is a great book. I picked up a hardcover copy at a used bookstore, glued the back cover shut, cut out the pages, and turned it into a hollowed-out book case for my ereader. I get the occasional odd look, but its from somebody who clearly has no idea what my copy’s secret really is.

Ben Carson is a brain surgeon. Doesn’t mean Carson or Oz are qualified to advise on anything other than brain surgery and cardiac issues, respectively.

One of my favorite moments in “Weeds” is when U-Turn gives Nancy a DVD copy of “The Secret” and as soon as he pulls away she throws it into the street.

As much as Dr. Oz often goes way out of the realm of what he’s boarded in (with often disastrous consequences), what many people aren’t aware of is that he’s still generally regarded as one of the top cardiac surgeons in the country. It’s a very, very difficult and demanding specialty, and he’s saved a lot of lives in…

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

Dr. Phil is Oprah’s biggest mistake. He talks about family values all the time but I saw his family in Vegas. Trashy.

There’s some quote about how the best curse is getting what you desire.

He expected to lose. Winning wasn’t ever part of the plan. He would lose narrowly, claim it was due to massive voter fraud (he was already laying the framework for that claim during the campaign), then spend the next 4-8 years raking in money by bloviating on his new Trump TV network.

He probably thought that he wouldn’t have to plan the school dance either!

It’s crazy! Republicans have been trying to ‘run goverment like it’s a business’ FOR YEARS AND ALL WE GET IS GOVERNMENT THAT DOESN’T WORK. Which, obviously, is their intention. So they can go back to their constituents and say, ‘See? See? Government doesn’t work, we gotta run it like a business!’

I love the Politico article that says “he has been surprised that government can’t be run like his business”

Anne of Windy Poplars, IMHO, is the most interesting of the bunch.

This is some white people shit

Scientist discover the ideal dance moves for white women

So dance like Uma Thurman