The only time he was on my radar was when he and Fiona Apple were a couple. They were cute together. Everything was better in the 90's.

Thank you 7 buck coffee. You know, as much as I was in a place of loneliness and seeking validation- he was TOO. It’s crystallizing in my head a bit. But you know what, I’m not his manic pixie dream girl meant to excite and stroke his ego. This is why I was about ready to ghost him (that’s not my style but he craves…

This sounds like an experience I had and I just explored it, decided to ignore red flags. It turned out to be a horrible situation that left me seeking a restraining order, quitting my job and moving out of town. Sometimes older guys are single for a reason. Once you’ve had a bad experience you know what to look out…

You to him: “you know I just don’t think we have a lot in common and I don’t think this relationship is really going to be positive for me so for that reason I don’t think we should see each other any more. It was nice meeting you (ick) and best of luck”

You’re underestimating horny women. We will show up for this

but it’s such a difference between men and women: women seem to get that it’s a show, while men truly think the strippers/greeters/waitresses at Hooters like them.

Ben looks like major crap and that nurse looks entirely too enthused to be having her photo taken with a legitimately sick client. *side eye*

Breathe. It’s going to be okay.

Just don’t see him again. It’s really that simple, we’ve all been there made a bad call and decided after we didn’t feel great about the interaction that doesn’t mean anything bad about you. It’s ok to feel uncomfortable if you feel you were coerced but you aren’t bad and it’s ok, you’ll be alright just don’t see him…

Yeah, I totally agree. I can’t get attracted to someone who is grinding his dick on customer #25 at 2 am; it’s just so unnatural and forced to me.

I have some strong issues with the breakfast club. I had no idea what it was until my local radio station started airing it. The first sho I listened to, the guest speaker was a minister. I don’t care to look up. Here’s their talking points.

I have been to two male strip clubs that I think I can safely assume were at the high (Moscow, Russia - ER/doctor themed!) and low end (Niagara Falls, NY - so, so much body oil) of the spectrum. Both experiences were non-ironic experiences that involved my companions getting shitfaced and then making out with each…

I wonder if he stole those too.

I mean I’m sure there are women who do that but I was a shooter girl and bartender in two strip clubs and *not once* saw any other group than the giggling, bachelorette party type. I don’t think it’s because women aren’t naturally attracted to a man dancing/seducing her, it’s that the male strippers are the tribal…

After Natasha Richardson died my “maybe some day” turned in to a fuck no. I found other ways to fuck my body up but at least I’m not dead.

I went downhill skiing twice. I felt like I was about to die both times.

Gabrielle, so sorry to hear that. I tore my ACL a few years ago in taekwondo class (left that place STAT) and had a replacement installed. I feel your pain. Take the pain meds, seriously. You will need them if they are screwing the new cadaver ACL into your knee.

my not so secret suspicion is that “accidental” anal is actually meant to be “surprise” anal. because, c’mon.

For the record, I'm a Costco member and shop there regularly. I like Costco and think they are a great company. I've had several friends work at their warehouses that had nothing but good things to say about them. So, it's not about skipping out on their membership and hurting them, it's about bringing in the…