Oooh I love this one. I have two “most extravagent”

I go to a stylist who only does short hair for women and men. She’s out of a dope barber shop and is fantastic. I can’t imagine going back to long hair. And my mom...bless her...when I first chopped it she said “I can see your pretty face!” Which is to say, if you like your face, you’ll love a pixie. I think it’s such…

I chopped my hair and got a pixie in 2013. Not even going to try to lie. —it was definitely one of my best life decisions.

#Accurate. I had a Rachel back in...oh...1998? Not as much of a shag as the Ultimate Rachel, but basically the same cut. I have naturally wavy hair that held the style really well at the time, so I could get 4 days from a blowout. But omg, that blowout...what a fucking pain in the ass. Now I have a pixie and couldn’t…

You probably already know this, If you do use CBD from hemp, make sure you get it’s 100% organic and tested for heavy metal and chemical contamination. Hemp is awesome, in that it will suck up industrial toxins and it’s often planted to clean soil over a period of time. But you don’t want that in you. 

I used CBD for my cat in his last year of life for arthritis, anxiety and IBD. He was so much better with it. I’ve also used CBD treats for anxious dogs and it is a frigging miracle for them. 

I’ve had so many docs tell me to try CBD and they’re confused when I tell them it has the opposite effect. I wish I could get some idea of why my brain is so weird!

I’m in on this, because I’ve tried CBD and it makes me so anxious I want to crawl out of my skin. I can have THC or CBD but not both. I choose THC.

We don’t deserve dogs. My eyes are leaking so much right now. Seriously tho, thank you. I need to know there’s still love and kindness out there.

I flirt like I breathe. Can’t help it, always happens. Tiffany Haddish is everything. 

This drives me up a fucking wall. I give detailed delivery instructions (exact location of my building, my exact location in the building, where to park, alternative places to park, location of all call boxes AND directions from all call boxes to my apartment. There is no excuse for not delivering to my first floor…

Better than the Puritans?

I mean - why does he even need to be touching her????!!!???

I’m an MMJ patient and smoke weed and take edibles every day. It’s amazing for fibromyalgia and general brain stuff. But I can’t do CBD! I really wish I could because it seems to help a lot of people, but it makes me so anxious I want to crawl out of my skin. 

Maxwell’s Urban Hang Suite is the best baby-making music. Fuuuuuck yeah.

Shite - I wish I knew. If I ever have enough money, I’m going to pay for a personal designer/tailor/seamstress. 

I joined Dia.com and I really like it. I get at least one win in every box. This totally isn’t an ad—seriously they get me.

There is nothing out there for the petite plus-size out there, or as I like to call myself, the short-round. I want nice clothes too, and ones that don’t require 4 inch heels to look good. 

that just made my day

Yikes. That’s a mess.