Wow. This is incredibly patronizing. Women use so many products because looking ornamental is required in professional offices. I would LOVE if my product diary consisted of shampoo, conditioner, soap, water, moisturizer, toothpaste and sunscreen. But guess what! That’s not a professional look for most women, and…

Britney’s never had a strong voice, but she’s clearly working with an awesome vocal coach. She sounds good, looks good and seems really happy. I’m happy for her. Child stardom is toxic and it looks like she’s come out of it ok.

Me too. I was a serious theatre kid and all my mentors and teachers, except one, are dead. Literally the brightest minds and strongest hearts of a generation were wiped out. It was absolutely horrifying growing up in the midst of it, while my classmates were blithely ensconced in their suburban bubble. (I grew up in…

Noooooo...that wastes all the delicious fat! I stand by the low and slow method. Put in a cold oven, turn it to 300 degrees and bake until it reaches your preferred level of crispy. Then pour off all that delicious fat to use in everything else.

Oh your poor friend - I’m sorry she’s going through all of that. I have a (former) friend who has PTSD, ADHD and is likely addicted to alcohol. She’s been stuck in the same cycle for 20 years and I can’t be friends with her because she’s so dysfunctional, even though she tries not to be. She’s tried every single…

When people say “We survived Reagan, you’ll survive Trump” I like to remind them of the Reagan-led genocide of (primarily) gay men. So no...fuck you. We did not all survive Reagan. My generation (and some of the Boomers) lost the best and brightest of us all and we’ve never recovered from that loss.

I feel so left out this Christmas and I’m Jewish.

About. Fucking. Time.

Yeppppppp. I hung out a few times with a guy who wanted to do a massage exchange (which I’ve done before, but only with long-time friends who are trained massage therapists.) He talked up his massage skills and said he’s so good he could work at Massage Envy. That got him a big side-eye and an even bigger NOPE.

I’m in CO without any good food in sight. I swear these people eat fresh air and snow. (Good for them, but I need some flavor!)

Because they’re tacky.

Nicki please adopt me. Pleaaaaassssseee! I need that Trini food now!

Leg of lamb. Standing rib roast. Spiral cut honeybaked ham. Capon. All vaaaastly superior to turkey, which is fine one day of the year but I could live without ever eating it again. I’m Team No Turkey.

He’s kind of a dick masquerading in Woke clothing. I stopped following him years ago after he posted some incredibly problematic racist memes. And he definitely has a whole lot of male privilege, which seems like it flies under the radar because a lot of fans don’t think about gay men still having male privilege.

Dear Jeremy Piven,

I went to Piven and they were wonderful. Jeremy has always been a creep and an asshole.

He’s a well-known sex creep from back in his Chicago days. Besides not being a very good actor (he’d never have gone beyond community theatre if his parents didn’t own a famous theatre school), he’s always been incredibly gross.

If Amy’s actually made good food, I’d be on board, but their food tastes like cardboard and ass. And it’s stupid expensive.

Dying. Dyyyyyyiinnnnnnng. Ded now.

Bull. Shit.