As for rumors that Ina Garten is actually a organically grown rosemary bush that sprang to life one day when someone accidentally spilled a glass of Chardonnay on it, De Laurentiis refused to comment.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Have you been tested for thyroid disease? Low thyroid can cause a ton of digestive issues, as well as other things.

I don't think anyone's obliged to name their malady, but generally people who have food allergies/intolerances are pretty specific because it makes a difference. Celiacs say they have Celiac because they can't have any gluten. I'm allergic to wheat, but as long as something doesn't have wheat flour, I'm fine. So I say…

You realize that every time you email him, you give him the attention he wants, right? The cycle won't stop until you stop it. The last word is you not saying anything.

She's not a good friend, you can't trust her and you should stop telling her stuff. I'm sorry, but since you've already told her many time, there's absolutely no reason to believe she will change. I'd pull back.

I like her style. I used to do the same when I babysat. I don't care if parents say bedtime is 9:00. Everyone is in bed by 8 at the latest. I need my cable tv and snacks in peace.

Definitely sucking it in. I know that look all too well.

I love Jeremy Renner as an actor, but something about him has always struck me as...off. Like he's a heavy drinker or drug user, or has some mental health issues that aren't being treated. I can't explain it really, but every time I see him outside of a role, I think "something ain't right" and it always makes me kind…

Fuck NYE. I'm an old(ish) now, but even when I was younger, it was the worst holiday. My best NYEs are staying home, eating delicious nibbles and watching Doctor Who marathons. If anyone wants to come over and join me, they're welcome to do so, but I'm not leaving my damn house.

I always thought Jehovah's Witnesses were zombies. I'll really have to watch out for the vampires.

Gaaaaaaah...border collie! Good god I love border collies. They are seriously the sweetest, smartest dogs in the world. Kind of crazy and they need A TON of exercise and play time, but wow...just the best dogs if you can give them what they need. So sweet. So cuddly.

They are adorable. I would wear the crap out of those if I could wear high heels. FWIW, my friends who wear heels tell me Jessica Simpson shoes are really high quality.

After a few rides on this merry-go-round, here's my 2 cents.

Teen snark is not as funny as teen thinks it is. People ask these questions because they want to interact with you, and this is an easy, safe way to do it. Your time would be better spent learning how to make polite conversation. I joked about doing the same thing when I was a teen/young adult, but I didn't, because I…

Seriously? Yes, there are a lot of people who don't celebrate Christmas. You were raised Christian, so it's natural for you to celebrate it. I wasn't raised celebrating Christmas, so I don't. I find Christmas parties weird.

Nope. I take it in the spirit it was meant.

Darn! And I thought I had suddenly gained immense popularity in the kinjaverse. I guess I'll have to return my tiara and sash. :(