He creeps me out.

Good lord - what would have happened if you answered "cork?"

If you want to throw a half birthday party so you can have a fun birthday celebration that's not overshadowed by Christmas, do it. Have a ball.

USA! USA! USA! WOOOOOOO!

Lily Allen really need to stop. Such a shame...that first album was so cheeky and so much fun, but she really is a nasty piece of work.

I had a small, very rich chocolate mousse tonight that I couldn't finish, and that's enough for this week. I do get that I have less of an appetite for sweets than most people, but seriously, who the hell would order this? Does anyone order it for themselves? Is it a group thing?

Colin Firth is a god damn national treasure. England, you should be very proud of yourself.

No.

Because people are different. While it's wonderful that you are a kind and compassionate friend, most people are not that tuned in. If one relationship is consistently imbalanced that's a problem with the friendship. But if this is something that happens to you a lot, you are the common denominator and should look at…

Don't go to Navy Pier. It's an obnoxious tourist trap. Millennium Park is lovely. Michigan Avenue is...well...it's really not that big a deal. It's just a bunch of stores. If you really want to see the city, get out of the downtown area. Go get dinner and cocktails in Wicker Park. Go to the National Museum of Mexican…

Got 15 minutes in and said "fuck it." Boooooring.

Right. Because rapist, abusers and the rest of the motley assortment always wear their "I am a dangerous misogynist" badge."

Rooo have I ever told you how much I like you? You are my all time favorite Jezebel.

Obvious troll plays like he doesn't understand how advertising works! That's so cute! Truly adorbs. Well done.

My professional opinion is that this is really good content. Well done. My personal opinion: Awwwww HAHAHAHAH Awwwww.

I had a story, but then I decided to keep it to myself.

My personal experience as of late has been that many men do not like the lens shined upon their gender privilege. Even if they have not knowingly harassed women, many are extremely uncomfortable with the thought that they might have, or that they might unwittingly do so in the future. They think they knew the rules,…

I just read that last night! What a dumbass. Like a 13 y/o who gets her hands on a pack of wine coolers for the first time.

On one hand, I feel a little bad for her, because edibles are no fucking joke, and they can really fuck you up. The last time I had an edible (4ish years ago) I got WAY too fucking high, and I know what I'm doing.

Oh nooo! I am committed to the pixie lifestyle, so I'll never go through that process again, but I totally relate. I've cut it short and grown it out before. Sooo painful.