I really don't get guacamole on sandwiches, as a topping, etc. I love guac on its own, with chips, but on a sandwich, it just kind of fades into the background as a gross, gloppy mess. Total waste of avocado.

No, you can't. In the end, the only reason that counts is that she doesn't want to be in a relationship. Let it go and move on.

OMG BABIES NEED SLEEP LET THE KITTY SLEEP YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON!

Why would you feel guilty about not being attracted to someone? This isn't about going out with people you don't find attractive. It's about not going out with people you are attracted to, but don't date because of how you feel it would reflect on you.

#COTD. I know we don't still have COTD, but you win all the COTDs in perpetuity.

Welp, first of all, it was pretty fucking insensitive of her dad to spring this on her and then ask if the first time she saw him as a trans woman would be at a very public ceremony that is supposed to be about her. I would not blame her in the slightest for being angry - that is some serious bullshit and a pretty big…

Yep. I have it all the time. I miss skin contact. I feel rather starved for physical affection. Yet I don't have much interest in dating or casual relationships. So I don't know what to tell you other than, yes, I live in a pretty much constant state of it.

GF bread is the worst. I don't even bother with it.

Looks like that English public school education came in handy.

Yes, women totally punch men in the face for making rape jokes. That happens all the time. Why just last night I saw a woman punch a man in the face after he made a rape joke, said no one ever.

Start planning alternative social outings. Movies, dinners, brunch, game nights, quiet bars, etc. Really, by the late 20s, people start aging out of the club scene, so your friends might actually be happy to do something different. A lot of people keep doing the same things socially out of habit, not because they…

No. It had nothing to do with a specific look (and describing women as looking like anorexic boys is bodysnarking, btw.) The commenting rules explicitly said "No bodysnarking," meaning, no negative comments about anyone's body, regardless of what they look like.

Nope. No more troll patrol. :(

I had cheese fries for lunch. Just cheese fries. I regret nothing.

Disemvoweling was the best!

That is the definition of bodysnarking. If you're going to do it, at least own it.

I really miss the time of No Bodysnarking. Those were Good Times.

True. A famous person with a highly visible habit is bad news.

I dunno. It's certainly possible, but I'd think the guy would have a delivery service. Most people with money do.