Hahahah! I LOVE exercising while high. It makes it so much more fun and the time just flies.

Good! I am a big fan of fresh air and activity - they really are awesome stress-busters. I know that when I get really stressed out, and my mind starts spinning, it can be hard to pull myself out of "what could happen" land into "right now" land. It's been helpful for me to keep a calendar in plain view so I can track…

Please do! I am all about spreading the homemade microwave popcorn gospel. It's so easy, and so much better than anything you can buy. I used to make stovetop popcorn all the time, but I think it's much better in the microwave. The stovetop makes the kernals kind of tough.

I think that I could be more helpful in that department. I have just been babying him and wallowing with him instead of getting him up and out.

That's a really hard question to answer, because it depends on how much, how often, and what he's using it for. I liken it to wine. Is someone having a glass of wine with dinner every night to wind down, and relax, or is that person drinking a bottle?

Homemade microwave popcorn is the best! There's a little trial and error at first, but I found folding the bag over just about 1/2 an inch, sealing it with a piece of masking tape, and cutting a few air vents on the top of the bag works great. I can put up to 1/2 cup of popcorn in the bag. I also pop it dry, and add…

For me, the key to eating healthy (high or not) is not keeping junk food in the house, because I will rip through that bag of chips no matter what. The other thing is recognizing that munchies aren't real hunger. When I was recovering from a lifetime of very disordered eating, I had to learn to recognize real hunger,…

I haven't read it, but now I have to! (I always thought Fallon was a prissypants, although he seems nice enough.)

I really don't get it either. I love language. I love communication. And cursing is an extension - it's fun, it's emphatic, it drives a point home like nothing else. And it's a way to bond. I remember the first time I was working at an ad agency and dropped a "fuck!" and was like "oh shit! I shouldn't have done that!"…

Fuck yeah!

Thank you! I think the job situation is going to get resolved very quickly. I really just started looking and it's snowballing fast.

I think I actually attract a lot less crazy shit than other women. There's just SO MUCH crazy shit in online dating.

Well one benefit is that I'm not making as many stupid decision as I start dating again. Drinking and dating is not a good combination for me...lol.

I feel completely awful when I drink, and I can't eat refined sugar either. It has something to do with my insulin/glucose reaction not working right - I'm borderline hypoglycemic, which was caused by hypothyroid. I'm hoping once I get that fixed and stable, everything will get sorted out, and I'll be able to have a…

I have heard those are delicious. Man, I miss drinking. Have an extra one for me, please.

NOOOOOO! You get ALL THE HUGS. (Also a klonopin. Or a bong hit. Or both.)

Really? I think I was pretty bright when I got into a PhD program, with full funding and a 6 year fellowship at one of the top English Departments in the country. I also think it was even smarter to say "fuck this" and leave after a getting Master's Degree, which has served me quite well.

Right back atcha!

Yes, that is exactly what I meant. Thank you!

That would be delightful! You'd know right away they'd fit in.