Well aren't you sweet. I like helping tourists. Chicago is a great city, and while there are some things I don't like about it, it's really gratifying to show it off.

I figured it was something like that. I can imagine it's a little overwhelming. They're always SUPER excited to be out and about, but generally have no idea where to go. I often end up taking group photos and giving them sightseeing/restaurant tips.

Were you one of those sailors walking around in your whites downtown? Those boys are so cute. They always look a little dazed.

HAHAHAH! Chicago. Know anyone cool?

Ahh...the sex sandwich. I am a fan.

Yes! I don't bang right away. I want to get to know the feeling of someone's body, and I want him to learn what I like, so that when we actually do it, it's good. I have a global No Bad Sex policy, and doing it that way pretty much ensures I won't have bad sex. If it's going to be bad, I'll know it before we get…

IT'S SO FRUSTRATING! My normal self wants a lot of sex AND movies/art shows/music/game nights/going out for pho.

I know, and I do talk about it! I make it very clear how important that stuff is to me. And a lot of guys have been dumped because they haven't paid attention, haven't made an effort, and think "oh well if I keep up with the sex, she'll be fine, because she loves sex." There's only so many times I can say "There is…

I have a crazy high sex drive, and sadly, I have to be really careful, because once men figure that out, a lot of them are all about the sex, all the time. So many are fundamentally incapable of giving me the opportunity to get to know them, because they think me being horny all the time=wanting to bone all the time.…

Thanks. It sucked, but I know I did the right thing. I don't expect to meet someone without issues or baggage, but he had some pretty profound stuff going on. I want to be supportive to my partner, but whomever I'm with has to do his own emotional heavy lifting.

I just broke up with a guy because the only way he could express affection and emotional intimacy was through sex and sex talk. We had been dating for a few weeks, and the chemistry was unreal, but he couldn't give me any mental/emotional space to get to know him on a different level. He literally couldn't talk to me…

Library Mall's not done yet? I went up for a day a few summers ago, and they had just started construction. Christ, what are they doing? Building a full-scale dairy farm?

I know I'm an old, but I don't think shooting fish in a barrel is particularly funny. Not to mention they probably filmed for a few hours to get those 2 minutes of footage. I'm sure there were a lot of people who were like "yeah...I don't know them."

What are they doing to the Union? That was my stomping grounds back in the day. I knew everyone who worked there and never paid for a thing.

I graduated a looooong time ago. I didn't know it was under construction. But then again, something's always under construction there.

Yay! My alma mater! I looked at the pic, and I was all...THE BELL TOWER! SWEET!

That is the best dramatic reading I have ever seen. Please god, let him do more of these!

Nope. Introversion is about equal between men and women.

I just found this recipe. It's Alton Brown's pork chops brined with mustard and apple cider vinegar. It looks really good.

I use ACV for so many things. It's pretty awesome. So should I do that with bacon? I get the expensive, uncured, no-nitrates stuff from whole foods. And how much should I use to marinate it, if say, I wanted to make pork chops?