How long until someone defends the n word as a charming regional colloquialism, and it’s modern-day use as “honoring our Southern heritage”?

The one lynx didn’t accept the other lynx’s invitation on Lynxed-in. Lynx are big networkers.

Clever girl.

Yeah, saying it’s dementia lets him off the hook. He’s just an asshole. Always has been, always will be.

Then scraped it all into a cheap suit from Goodwill, taped on a red polyester tie and appointed it to the highest office in the land!

Cosby’s team has announced plans to start a nationwide tour where he lectures on how to avoid having your face removed from murals.

The only thing I’m moderately curious about is the bead facial, but that’s because it’s minimally invasive and I’m vain.

Is that Monk Oil cold pressed or steam distilled Monk?

Ha!

They knew Nixon had tapes because during his testimony, Butterfield (I think that was his name) made a statement “Oh, you mean the tapes?”.

Senator Chris Murphy says that Donald Trump should follow Comey’s lead and testify under oath.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

“And lost their life because of me and my friend, and the way we look.”

You know he was an absentee father because he though “wake them up” was a thing that works on 18 year old boys.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

Just like how we all live in The Inner City (TM).

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

“The goal, she said, was improved rights for women, even the ones who don’t yet exist. “Unborn women are underrepresented,” she explained. “And people should represent them.”

So why aren’t these women protesting the abysmal healthcare that many women have for their fetuses and children?

Turn it over, put some aluminum foil on it, it'll do if you run out of plates.