Just because a doctor focuses on your health needs instead of catering to your emotional baggage doesn’t mean that they have a terrible bedside manner.

It’s a two way street. You’re going there asking for their help. The LEAST you can do is make it as easy as possible for the person to help you.

See, this is why I’m not a doctor because it becomes really really difficult to let the insults slide and help people (for anything, let alone pregnancy) who are just rotten little ingrates.

Dear Senator Stevens, you are correct: The Internet is not a truck.

When my baby began to die during my labor, within seven minutes of the fetal monitor indicating her distress, he had me stretched out on an operating table and delivered of a healthy newborn. Still, my friends kept talking about their beautiful experiences in birthing centers, in pools in their own living rooms, the…

...NYSE exchange...

DON’T TELL HAMNO. He’ll lock himself in his armor plated squat rack.

I caught myself reading “Stop” every time there was a period. I feel like she’s mastered the art of the telegram.

Apparently, Mikulski doesn’t believe in proofreading either.

I had a male obstetrician, but I chose him because he was old, not because he was a man. I figure, if the man had been delivering babies since the 1960s, he was probably good at it.

“overwhelming flood of interest in the NYSE meltdown as the reason for the Wall Street Journal’s technical failure”

Is that an email or a telegram?

It’s like the messages I get from craigslist scammers “Item still for sale? I pay ask price send paypal info. Thank good day”

I have not. I imagine they are typed in all caps though

unless its “I wish our Senators actually had some intelligence”

Injury. Surgery. Chronic unexplained pain. Pretty basic stuff.

Drugs tend to go in big, generational cycles. Cocaine use is on the decline here while it is on the rise in Europe, where opioid use is declining while opioid use climbs here. So none of this really surprises me.

Duh! Girls love horse(s).