I almost tossed my hat in the ring, but you lost me completely at $12.50 per hour. A shame really, as this would be fun.

Proof-reading skills not required. Hi-yo!

He should apply this liberally.

Google’s hilarious translation of the video isn’t helping much, but they seem to think that Occupy’s “we are the 99%” slogan means that only 1% of Americans have homes, with everyone else living on the streets. I guess a news organisation that makes a world map as inaccurate as the one at the start of the video is…

Americans spent $58 million on their pets last year.

Let’s send Trump to North Korea and he can find out. No need for him to report back.

2198 sq meters? That can’t possibly be right. That’s over 23000 sq ft, which is much larger than that house in the picture, unless it’s got a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge basement. I mean, if true, I’d buy it for $61k.

I know someone..wife of a couple we know...who is a totally vapid, shallow bitch and constantly posts those “look at how awesome my life is” posts on FB. It is all fake and annoys the shit out of me. So last week, I unfriended her. The very next day I saw her at the pool and felt guilty about it. But then I came to my…

That is definitely not a 2198 square meter house, oh ye of little familiarity with the metric system.

No.

Here is someone else who is looking pretty well fed....

Decadence? Pluueezze...

........North Korea......Dogs.....food........

I don’t understand people’s fascination with hot tub sex. I’ve tried it a bunch of times and its always surprisingly... dry.

“Mmmmm.... Sous-vide Human” - The Bear, creeping up on you

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How do you get out?

This recipe should only be setting half the whites aside. You use the other half for more robust dough.

Just a quick suggestion for the egg whites. Make a meringue, then incorporate them into the cooled pudding. It will fluff up and not be so thick. Also the egg whites will add some protein and help to reduce the calorie count of the pudding ( I am currently on a weight loss program, so I look for every opportunity to…