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Time is a social construct, Bobby.

Who am I, Mark (Zuckerberg)?

oh my god this is perfect

It’s been a minute since I read the Bible, but I think you’re supposed to wait to pick out a new wife until after the old one gets stoned to death for adultery.

I LOL’d (because GFY, Billy Graham, you snake-oil salesman), but I’ll allow that this is probably a sensible strategy for a celebrity who is attempting to neither pick up a li’l strange nor be accused of such.

We now have another famous Armenian to talk about.

Does it actually rhyme with “Branch-davidian?”

I feel like this is just a big indication of why she’s on marriage 4.

I went to a “bridal” shower. But it really wasn’t a “bridal” shower, it was a “wedding” shower. The difference is that the “bridal” shower is for the bride’s trousseau. The “wedding” shower is for the bride’s household. I was the only person to get the bride something for her trousseau - everything else was from her…

it’s also believable that Hugh Hefner pitted the women that lived with him against each other and emotionally manipulated them to get what he wanted.

This is totally 100% off topic, but when I was a kid I had a rabbi who said intermarriage was “giving Hitler a posthumous victory.” (Intermarriage means Jews marrying non-Jews; I’m not sure if everyone already knows that or not.) Other than that, he’s a nice guy, and I’ve never heard him say anything else I took issue…

Hey, I wanna talk about it too and I’m Jewish so I can’t be anti-Semitic! (Although I’m sure there are idiots who would call me “self-hating” or whatever.)

Can we talk about how fucking racist Israel is against black people? (And against Palestinians and Arabs, obviously, but that’s a whole other discussion.) There are huge things like the forced sterilization of Ethiopian women, and there are a million little cultural things. Blackface on TV all the time. (Not Rachel…

She should apologize for that hair

Oh cool, let’s see how this spirals in comments.

I should add not by European or US standards but by Middle Eastern Arab nation standards

“While LGBT Jewish-Israelis take to the streets, either to celebrate or as an expression of political protest, the same state that is sponsoring their celebrations within the Green Line is also exploiting sexual orientation to blackmail gay Palestinians.”