Good luck with getting to the 1800s in sharia.

Actually, probably. Divorce in a small town isn’t always easy to get.

I haven’t heard of Catholic clerks refusing to issue licenses to people who’ve been divorced

There’s always been a line as a ppublic servant. You don’t bring your religion to work, except unfortunately (eespecially after the Clintons gutted the federal workforce) it became WAY more acceptable to trot out your religious BS at work.

You’re on Jezebel, no one here thinks cats suck.

Dog should learn its place.

Bunny shouldn’t get on the cute kitty turf.

No that’s what you get when a fucking moron uses google translate.

Uh no that’s not the translation. At all. Next time skip Google translate.

Is this like the Gizmodo article with the writer who wanted to exterminate all the outside cats? No, it’s a bit more reasonable. Thank you Clover.

Why are you not listing that she’s South Sudanese in the headline?

NVM

Meringue isn’t something you can eat all the time, and it doesn’t set up all that well when it’s oppressively humid.

Oh straight people.

Exercise drops with marriage

Personally I hate the taste of egg whites unless you add sugar to them. It’s just something... Slight exception for Pisco sours.

Save the whites for some freaky hippie health omelette,

Never gonna stop believin.

How fucking high is he here?

Remeber when Hillary wasn’t that public persona? Yeah it’s been a while.