NVM

Meringue isn’t something you can eat all the time, and it doesn’t set up all that well when it’s oppressively humid.

Oh straight people.

Exercise drops with marriage

Personally I hate the taste of egg whites unless you add sugar to them. It’s just something... Slight exception for Pisco sours.

Save the whites for some freaky hippie health omelette,

Never gonna stop believin.

How fucking high is he here?

Remeber when Hillary wasn’t that public persona? Yeah it’s been a while.

This just comes across as desperate. Grandma you’re cool, you don’t need this.

Oh but the minstrel show will continue right?

No reproduction for you!

They should be told to fuck off on the regular.

Her employer is the government. Are you really this dumb?

No, you are wrong. State funded institutions have a higher bar and ought to (and usually are) much more careful about pre-emptive restraint.

Are you dense? She works for a state school so yes, there are MAJOR rules about how and what you can do.

I like her. Saying fuck is “triggering”? Fuck you.

There are no vaccines for uh, allergies

How small can this town be if there’s an airport, and a MASSIVE collection of UNESCO listed temples? How exactly did you get bored?

You are very interested in your female coworkers pussies.