Are straight people even physically capable of group sex?

I’m sorry for joking.

Not in CA.

And that works because it’s what you want, but even then it’s not advice which is usually “you should do X because it works for me” but rather working through your options with you.

Unequal ages of consent are totally a thing. If you’re a gay man it’s always enforced and in many states and countries it’s much higher than for heteros. But lesbians, on account of the prejudice that women can’t have sexual feelings, have often been excluded. Note the prohibitions against men on men sex in various…

That rule often doesn’t apply to women on women relationships. Not kidding, the law often excludes that.

If only Madonna had passed at the height of her fame.

Err no I meant a standard glass

One glass I said, not one bottle!

I will let you judge, I suspect I’ll be spending my day actually prefering to watch paint dry.

It was a thing! In the 1800s you could legitimately start your day with a glass of whiskey. Ah the good times.

Look this is Jez, I don’t take anything they have to say without a healthy scoop of salt and a giant slug of breakfast bourbon.

That pebble at least had a reason for existing.

It works for Jezebel’s height shaming writers too.

Do you think you’re a good actor?

Well sure she is. She’s doing a decent job as in V, lizard person and all.

OK let me expand on this: In therapy you’re supposed to work on what you want to work on, and the therapist is your guide and assistant. It’s not their job to offer advice, but to facilitate your own illumination. Advice is telling people what to do as you would.

I realized therapy as a professional wasn’t for me when I couldn’t imagine listening patiently to women of means whining bout stupid shit for 40 years. That and the people who couldn’t manage their fucking professional boundaries.

Doesn’t Wes Anderson just kill a lot of people? Is this something we should encourage?

They’re part of the problem, and they love it, like vultures. Which is why I’m trying to avoid all their articles on this and similar things. I may not always succeed, but I’ll try.