Drink.

You mean people shouldn’t become a pitchfork wielding lynch mob? You don’t say!

This is why we drink.

You’ve never lived under sharia then? I’m sure the beheaded journalists who suffered weeks and months of agony were just having the time of their lives.

She’s a thing near a place I have visited repeatedly. What a fucking crazy nutjob.

This person keeps changing their original comment so my reply makes less sense every moment.

I’m making a bigger point about culture.

Is your keyboard made out of Smarties and crack pipes?

Switzerland has lots of guns too but you know they’re Swiss, so maybe the problem isn’t always just the guns.

So could someone explain his names, cuz I’m just going to have to judge his parents until someone does.

Do you not have any numbers on your keyboard?

You can use the numbers at the top too on most keyboards. Don’t hate.

I need a laugh this morning.

I would pay for that video, and how you explain all the marks.

No I got her attempt at shaming but really, you work at Gawker. It’s not like these people are going dry in mourning over the earlier events of the day.

I’m also using a computer, the numpad is the thing to the right side of your keyboard.

It’s rosé. Alt 130 on your numpad.

Alcohol is legal in America, despite what you and Carrie Nation want. Deal with it.

The writer of this article sounds like a real dick.

Yeah the writer of this article is comes off as a real dick.