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And, lo, not a single bro was laid that day. Nor the day after. Nor the day after that.

UGH. There’s no a level of douchiness on par with backwards hat, no shirt and white pants guy.

We will send our geese down to shit on your car windshield though. Mark my words.

What I want to know is, how did these people make it to college without knowing how to spell a word as simple as “dropping”.

You just pretty much encapsulated what it's like to be a young female in this country in 3 sentences.

The thought of ‘flick the bean’ makes my vagina slam shut like a steel trap.

“Oh my god it’s just a joke don’t take it so seriously”

I wish I had the rights to use that image. I’d post it just on its own.

The wall is going to be pretty useful for Canada when Walker is president and American workers start trying to cross over into Canada for work and healthcare.