http://www.theonion.com/art…

Funniest typo I've seen in weeks… you did mean "on to", I assume.

And the next year the show was cancelled. Guess they should've built the wall!

"Hiram" is just slang for a rube or a yokel.

I wonder if it would work with: "I 'member. 'Member what's on my calendar tonight?"

"Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship."