Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.

Zika

Which is maybe a thousand. Meanwhile men are killing billions of babies in their lifetime but women get all the flack. Can you believe some politicians?

Yeah, now you see why abortions are not evil

Yes, this is a bad argument. No, you shouldn’t spend a lot of time arguing what ultimately will look like you defending Joe Morgan and his uncouth interest in other people’s family planning decisions

In honor of JoePa they should take a 26 year moment of silence.

I don’t think turning your back anytime at Penn State is a prudent idea.

“Guys, let’s not rush to judgement.”

I can't wait to see how the Redskins or Browns ruin him as a pro.

Valve has removed Digital Homicide’s games from Steam following news of their lawsuit against 100 anonymous Steam users. “Valve has stopped doing business with Digital Homicide for being hostile to Steam customers,” the company told Kotaku.

That’s going to make protesting the anthem more difficult for him.

Penn St is playing Temple today. Would be a way better ceremony if Bill Cosby was also honored because he too did so much for that school.

No problem with it for me. Some band’s formations only go to X. Theirs go to XI

I prefer to think of TaleSpin as a prequel. Humans destroyed the economy and the folks of Cape Suzette ended up homeless in the forest. Baloo was fine with the man cub because he never much cared for having a job anyway. Shere Khan wanted to kill the kid because humans cost him his corporate empire. All of his talk of…

They were the same universe and here’s proof!

There old gawker media site would have had grey shirt guy’s video. Get your sh*t together.