The first couple sentences of this post are an abomination. Please edit ffs.

They either f*ed, want to f*ck or will f*ck. 

Half of the 30k is from their hawking courses I'll bet. I should know, I used to say “I make 100k as a freelance writer.” Well, technically I made 40k as a writer and 60k selling the dream to others. 

Hey this author: please write about this thing I heard: you're not supposed to WASH WASH your big black cast iron pans? You're supposed to dry wash them with salt granules? And once in awhile you're supposed to "season" them in the oven- wtf that means. 

Replace your nasty sponge once a week

I heard from a paramedic is that you shouldn't drive with your thumbs inside the wheel but instead resting on top of the wheel unless you want your thumbs blown off if your airbag deploys. He said picking up or sewing back together thumbs is a regular part of his life on the daily. 

Yeah, gun guy is smarter than a doctor, I'm soo sure

You are incorrect

Yeah I feel that that guy has no clue what teenagers are capable of and he’s going to be f*cking surprised someday LOL. I just finished raising two teenagers (well almost finished)and one thing I learned is never freaking underestimate teenagers.

This guy is severely underestimating his own kids lol. That's gonna bite him in the ass someday. 

Posts that make me thankful for my 2 scheduled c-sections. I don’t care how shrill people get about “is major surgery”, I’m forever grateful to skip the drama and the mess.

Holy Christ take my money

This. Adderall gets shit done, makes you skinny, but it fries your neurons. Just FRIES them. 

I took adderall for years but as i started getting up in age I worred about how it made my blood pressure spike and my heart pitter pat. I also could not experience joyful emotions without it, I was a zombie. So i decided to quit. Quitting wasnt hard for me—I was able to stop without DESIRING it. But I gained 20…

Reply Guy is AKA Mediocre White Guy. MWG has been told his opinions, points and ideas are valuable his whole life simply by virtue of the fact that he is white and male. therefore he spews his garbage all over the internet at the detriment of people older and more experienced than him, women, and minorities, he often…

It is incredibly selfless of you to share this story. Thank you for giving it to us. 

I don’t think you can streamline it much, other than planning all 3 meals ahead and accounting for them at once

Ever since the dawn of HGTV, I just want things OFF my counter except a few small cute colour-pop type things. 

I’m gonna prove I wasn’t an asshole by being an asshole

I’m a writer/editor with fantasies of being a housecleaner. There's something cathartic about cleaning house.